Levi X Reader One-Shot Stories

Levi X Reader ~Clean Freak Vs Germaphobe

Hey guys, here's another update for ya.
Your thoughts will be in italics, k?
Oh yh and I might do a continuation of teacher Levi x student reader so yh... Plz enjoy and sorry for being an awkward little shit^_^

"Tch, I'm nothing like that midget shortstack, " you said, crossing your arms over your chest.

" Don't deny the fact that you both have a cleaning problem," Eren argued.

"I have a mysophobia, dumbass! I can't help it! " you defended yourself. "He just has ocd or something I dunno."

"Isn't that the same thing? " Mikasa asked, sounding completely uninterested.

"Mine is worse because I have a fear. His is more of an obsession,"you stated.

" You both even have special rooms just for cleaning supplies! Wouldn't surprise me if you named your favorite broom or some weird crap along that line, " Jean added.

" Do I need to spill your secrets Jean? 'Cause I have tales to tell about sounds that I hear from your ro-"

"No one likes germs! Heck, we should all have our own closet of cleaning supplies!" Jean said with a nervous laugh.

You smirked at his kiss-ass attitude due to your blackmail.

As said before, you have mysophobia, the fear of germs. You're known as the germaphobe of the survey corps (that's the nickname everyone gave you) but people always affiliate you with Levi aka the Cleanfreak. You hated that.

I mean just because we both feel the same way about cleanliness doesn't mean we're the same. Some people even dare to think we're dating!

That has never crossed my mind especially with him.

Just because he has a nice face and body and he cleans perfectly doesn't make me attracted to his bitchy ass. He's a dick, a huge one.

But maybe if he was a little nicer, you would've given it thought...

"Oh oh I know! You guys should have a competition! " Sasha said with her mouth stuffed with bread.

"Like a cleaning competition?" you asked curiously.

"Yeah that's a great way to see who's cleaner than who! " Eren piped up.

" Loser has to roll around in mud for 5 minutes and do whatever the winner wants them to, " Hanji said excitedly.

Wait... Has Hanji always been here?

" Wait where the heck did you come from?! " you asked, bewildered.

"I sensed competition somewhere and I simply had to come see! Levi and (FN) huh? Sounds like a great plan!" she spoke in her usual hyperactive voice. "Please win (FN)! I wanna see Levi rolling in mud like a little piglet!"

" Me too, " you agreed in a determined way.

"Well good fxcking luck to you brat," Levi said, popping out of nowhere. "You're gonna need it to beat my fabulous ass. "

"You are so full of yourself!" you growled in an annoyed tone. "I'll beat you and squash your little ego under my feet!"

"If your foot's the same size as your brain, I doubt it'll do much damage," he sassed and walked off with his head held high.

Why is he such a sass queen?!

"Meet me at the mess hall at two then we'll see who has the last laugh, " I shouted.