Levi X Reader One-Shot Stories

Levi X Reader~ Happy Potion

You were strolling down the halls with heavy thoughts on your mind. There was an upcoming expedition and you wanted to let Levi know that you had feelings for him...

But it would be so fxcking hard cause of his cranky 'I'm-on-my-period-so-I'm-a-pissy-bitch' attitude. He always gives people shit, this is just how Levi is, but he always seems to give you the biggest load of crap he possibly can. You don't know if he despises you and you don't know if you're a masochistic idiot, but you're sure that you caught feelings for him and his personality is probably one of those reasons.

If only he was nicer...

"Oh (FN)," Hanji called cheerfully from her office.

"Hey Hanji, " you entered her office "What is it?"

"It's Levi's teatime so give this to him, "she handed you a tray with a cup of some kind of dark tea.

You looked up at Hanji and looked back at the cup, then back at Hanji.

" I have questions, "you stated. "A) Levi has a fxcking teatime?! What is he? Some kind of rich 13 year old brat? Should I call him Master Ackerman while I'm at it? B) can't he make his own damn tea? Plus why did he trust you with his tea? And C) considering that I know Levi enough to know that he wouldn't dare let you make him tea, what is this experiment and why did you involve me? "

" Damn (FN),"Hanji said. "You see, this is why your wit level is 9/10!"

"Tch answer me," you pressed.

"Well I can't answer everythi-"

"The last damn question," you told her.

"Oh um, well... I sort of extracted some of the hormone that makes you happy and tampered with it to see if it can give someone happiness aaannd I put it in Levi's tea cause he's my grumpy lil test subject, "Hanji smiled clasping her hands together." I really want to see how cute he can be, since he's already basically a teddy bear, "she added.

True... Me too...

"So you're saying...that if I give this basically drugged out tea to Levi, he'll be a normal person?" You asked .

"Yeah basically, " Hanji replied.

" Aight see ya, " you said rushing to bring the tea to Levi but trying not to burn the yourself at the same time.

You reached his office door and used your feet to knock on it.

"Name and business," he called from the inside.

"Cadet (LN) sir. I made you some tea, " you explained.

"Tch come in," he said.

"Ok, " you opened his door somehow.

You entered into his office with a sly smirk and set down the tray in front of him. You watched his take his time sipping the tea until he looked up at you annoyed.

" I don't need an audience to watch me (LN), "he said.

Why isn't it working?

After a while you saw Levi spacing out.

" Corporal? You uh... Ok there?" you sheepishly grinned.

"(FN)? What's going on? "he asked.

His expression was...softer than usual and really gentle. Almost like Marco.

And he called me by my first name!

"If I touched your hair what would you do?" You asked raising an eyebrow.