A leprechaun (Irish: leipreachán) is a type of fairy in Irish folklore, usually taking the form of an old man, clad in a red or green coat, who enjoys partaking in mischief. Like other fairy creatures, leprechauns have been linked to the Tuatha Dé Danann of Irish mythology.[1] The Leprechauns spend all their time busily making shoes, and store away all their coins in a hidden pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. If ever captured by a human, the Leprechaun has the magical power to grant three wishes in exchange for their release. Popular depiction shows the Leprechaun as being no taller than a small child,[2] with a beard and hat, although they may originally have been perceived as the tallest of the mound-dwellers (the Tuatha Dé Danann).
IF ANY OF YOU PEOPLE READ THAT WHOLE THING AND STILL USE THE WORD TO DESCRIBE NIALL HORAN I WILL CHOKE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.
NIALL IS NOT A LITTLE GREEN MAN.
NIALL DOES NOT HIDE GOLD AT THE END OF RAINBOWS.
are you understanding
DON'T FUCKING MAKE THIS HUGE POINT OF HIS NATIONALITY OR WHATEVER NOT ALL IRISH PEOPLE SPRINKLE LUCKY CHARMS ALL OVER PEOPLE.
I can hardly find a damn story that doesn't make a huge point of Niall being Irish.
DO NOT CALL HIM LUCKY.
DO NOT CALL HIM A LEPRECHAUN.
DO NOT JOKE ABOUT HIM HIDING GOLD AT THE END OF RAINBOWS.
DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT MAKING SOME KIND OF CARROTY ASS IRISH JOKE LIKE THAT OR KIM KARDASHIAN WILL HELP ME TRACK YOUR ASS DOWN AT 3AM AND WE WILL TRAVEL ALL THE WAY TO YOUR HOUSE JUST TO GIVE YOU A NICE REALITY CHECK.
ARE WE CLEAR?
*beyoncé hair flip*
YOU ARE READING
Girl, Get Yo Writing Right
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