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The Bump

Okay. Lets just bring this whole topic up for a minute.

'The Bump.'

No, I'm not talking about Kim Kardasian's baby bump.

Im talking about the bump into a well known celebrity who is idolized by many.

So in half of the fanfics out there, they start with this simple bump.

Okay, first of all how are you going to bump into Harry Styles?

'Oh okay I'll just walk through the paparazzi and the screaming girls asking for pictures so I can accidentally bump into Harry Styles and then fall in love'

Have you not seen videos of Harry or any of the boys in general walking through the streets just to grab lunch or something?

He has tons of security monitoring him, and is basically being chased by screaming girls who just want a picture or him to sign their boobs or something.

If you even get shoved into him through that damn crowd you're extremely lucky.

So I mean- if your character gets through that shit and just lightly bumps into him they must be Jesus 2.0

Then after that he most likely wouldn't talk to your character because HE IS FUCKING BEING ENGULFED BY SCREAMING GIRLs.