Damian trains too much.
Dick: Where's baby bird, I've not seen him all day?
Tim: I'm not sure...
Jason: he's beating the shit out of a punching bag.
Dick: he was meant to stop training 7 hours ago!
*Tim and Dick run to gym.*
Jason: I don't care to be honest, if he passes out I'll get peace and quiet for a few hours.
Damian: argh! *punches bag then flips and kicks it several times.*
Dick: Damian you've been at this for 8 hours, please stop.
Damian: I'm...not...tired..yet.
Jason: yeah he doesn't sound tired at all, let's just leave him be.
Tim: you're only saying that because you hate him.
Jason: *gasps and acts offended* what?! Me, want him, to be hurt?! Never!
Damian: I could kill you Todd, you could add my name under the Joker's.
Dick: *restrains Jason from attacking Damian* Jason leave him, he's only going to last a few minutes anyway.
*a few hours later*
Damian: *misses the punching bag and slams into the wall and falls to the ground groaning.*
Jason: haha that was so worth waiting 3 hours!
Dick: *runs to Damian* Damian are you ok?
Tim: did he pass out again?
Damian: *sits up* no I'm fine, I just missed the bag!
Dick: maybe you should lie down now, I could get you a blanket or something?
Jason: yeah, and I'll fluff up your pillow too. *covers mouth to muffle laughing*
Damian: I'm fine, I don't need to lie down!
Tim: you'll pass out again.
Jason: *sarcastically* and we definitely don't want that!
Damian: *goes to punch Jason but misses then Jason punches him into the wall hard making him black out*
Jason: fuck, I'm so dead.
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