Bat Family Oneshots

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This was originally on my batfamily book that is now only an ask and dare book.
Requested by Willowflame

Jason: dick I'm bored and I'm out of ammo and smokes!

Dick: being out of ammo and cigarettes is a good thing!

Jason: no it's not....

Jason: I'm dying! Again! Of boredom!!!!

Damian: *sarcastically* what a way to go Todd, you will be missed *puts on mask*

Jason: hold up where you going?!

Damian: *smiles proudly* Tim asked me for help on one of his missions with his team.

Dick: tell babs I said hi

Damian: don't rely on it

Dick: I won't.

Jason: why does he get to be on that team anyways?

Dick: he isn't fully a member yet until next year but he gets to go with the team because he is a hero and it's good experience

Jason: I'm a hero!

Damian: huh really? I though you were more of the criminal type, you know murdering 100's of people and all....

Jason: bad people! I was doing what Bruce wasn't and I was taking them out!

Damian: whatever just let me do my heroing while you do your lowlife criminal crimes *leaves*

Jason: I'll do those f*cking crimes on you, you little bast**d!!!!

Dick: Jason calm down! Geez just ignore him already, he's 11

Jason: it isn't my fault Damian is being a little b*tch!

Dick: *sighs* whatever Jason just leave him be

Jason: *laughs* leave him be? More like he leave me be!

Dick: that didn't make much sense

Jason: it's your fault so shut up! Nobody understands me!

So yeah there will be 3 or 4 I'm taking from my other book and putting here so if you've came from there hi I'm glad you found this and if you are new welcome and go and check out my ask and dare book.