Bat Family Oneshots

11

Barbara is sick

Dick: *goes into Barbara's house with spare key with the other boys*

Jason: this place stinks of a candle shop.

Damian: Lavender actually.

Jason: whatever poof. *holds head because of headache*

Damian: what did you call me?!

Dick: please not now, my girlfriend is sick and I need you to help me look after her.

Barbara: *walks out of room in PJs and a hot water bottle*

Dick: *hugs Barbara* you feeling any better? Bruce said you caught a fever.

Jason: clearly she's not feeling better, she looks like shit.

Dick: just ignore him.

Barbara: *sniffs* Always do. *both go into living room*

Damian: and this, Todd, is why you are still single.

Jason: I could get any girl on the Gotham streets I wanted.

Damian: yeah, any girl on the streets. *goes to Dick and Babs*

Jason: was he implying? *another headache*

Tim: yes he was implying you could get any prostitute you want. To be honest you walked into that one.

Jason: whatever.

Dick: do you want any soup?

Barbara: *nods hugging into him with blanket around her*

Dick: you guys go make her some soup, Tim go supervise them.

Tim: *nods*

Jason: he's younger than me though!

(In the kitchen)

Jason: *gets headache*

Tim: are you ok Jason? You keep holding your head.

Jason: I don't know, I'm just tired.

Damian: It's possible the lavender, the Lazeris pit might have made you weak to lavender.

Tim: well we aren't going to find out, Damian pass me the noodles.

Damian: *picks up rolling pin and host Tim in the head knocking him out.*

Jason: the fuck was that for?!

Tim: I want to find out *pulls out lavender*

Jason: don't you dare... *runs out house being chased by Damian*

An hour later

Tim: *wakes up* what happened?

Dick: *whispers* shhh, Babs is sleeping *points to Barbara sleeping on sofa* I think Damian and Jason did it to you then ran off to fight or just leave, they didn't want to come here.

Tim: Jason probably did it, he's like that.