D.S.Ology and Jennifer- a love story

Chapter 5

The happy couple sat in the beech for what seemed like hours, hand in hand, Jennifer's head resting on DS's shoulder. Once they finally realised that they had to leave the safety of the tree, they remembered something very important...

They had forgotten to visit K.J in her toilet house!

So, the 2 quickly scrabbled down the trunk, catching their shirts on branches on the long way down, and hurtled towards DS's classroom window, which had helpfully been left ajar by a careless student. Once inside, they sprinted down the never ending corridor, elbowing teachers, as well as countless pupils, out of their way as they bustled past.

They reached the toilets with 10 minutes to go until the end of lunch. Jenny knocked twice on the heavy cubicle door, and stepped back. After a considerable time, K.J hobbled out of the cubicle door, and led the pair inside, slamming the door shut.

K.J has lived in her toilet house for many years, she's lived their ever since I can remember. Her "house" is literally just a standard school loo, just with a few extra ornaments to make it seem more "homely". For example, there is a random model of a fish which is balanced on the loo roll holder. Theres a picture of DS and Jenny hugging when they first met. K.J wasn't even meant to be with them. After about a week after the picture surfaced, K.J opened up about how she had stalked the couple, hence why the photo had been taken from behind a berry bush. There is a dirty, wet rug on the floor, which is always avoided by any visitors. The only other things there are her food and water supplies (which consist of chocolate bars, crisps, heavily processed ham and Cola), a blanket and a small, yellow flannel which has suspicious white growths which have been there for the past month.

How did she get there? Well, it's actually quite a sad story. Her mother and father had bedn getting irritated because of K.J's toilet fetish. She somehow managed to spend up to a whole day in the bathroom at a time. So, after a long talk, they kicked her out of the house. She lived on the streets for a year, living off food that was chucked out of nightclubs that hadn't been eaten that night, and drinking out of fountains. Then, it dawned on her. If she had a toilet fetish, why didn't she...LIVE IN A TOILET! She moved into her home soon after the idea hit her, buying the cubicle for 3 quid, a rusty nail and a cough drop. And that just about takes us up to the present day!

The visit went smoothly enough, no arguements were started, but none were resolved either. However, Jennifer and DS walked out alive, so that's better than nothing. After the visit, Jennifer said to DS
"Do you ever think K.J will settle down, get a job and find a lover?"

To which D.S.Ology replied.

"She's already found a lover. In fact, she's found two..."