JMJ- OH HELLO! WHATS THIS? I HAVE ANOTHER CHAPTER DONE? ALREADY? WOW, NOT TO TOOT MY OWN HORN BUT......TOOT TOOT!
DAX- SHOW MY GIRL SOME LOVE CAUSE SHE CERTAINLY SHOW SOMEONE SOME LOVE IN THIS CHAPTER!
JMJ-SHHHH YOU'LL RUIN THE SUPRISE!
JAK- YOU GAVE A WARNING BEFORE AYTHING HAPPENED, WAS A FEW THOUSAND WORD ADVANCE GOING TO MATTER? HONESTLY?
JMJ- FUCK YOUR RIGHT! I HATE IT WHEN YOUR RIGHT! OH WELL, REMEMBER GUYS PLEASE REVEIW!
DAX- AND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD READ THE AUTHORS NOTES! PEACE OUT MY ADORING FANS!
JMJ- (-_-) TYPICAL DAXTER.....
"That was a big win for the newcomer, my fine feathered friend we're gonna have to pay more attention to this boy." Blitz said on the TV as me and Jak stopped to watch.
"I've done some digging, G. baby, and I've uncovered more information about the rumors of that big underworld bet. Someone is manipulating the sport!" Pecker said. 'Awe Pecker you cheeky dick waffle! Always getting into the mix in the best ways possible.
"You know... Ha ha ha... I've been covering this sport for decades. Do you honestly think you can come onto my (BEEP)ing show and make me look like a (BEEP)ing fool?! Well, (BEEP) you! (BEEEEEEEEEEP)." Blitz yelled before the screen cut to a cartoon version of himself with a wrench.
"Hahaha! Tv would be worth watching at home if the newscasters were this.....energized." I said looking to Jak.
"Yeah, it's a real circus." He says shaking his head walking off.
"Relax baby, well win this race and survive the clowns running around with murderous intent."
"Yeah, then maybe the ring leader will come out so that we can have a nice 'talk' to him in private." Daxter stressed.
"Oh it'll come, we'll all be ready to get our 'two sense' in." I said making air quotations.
"That means kill him right?" Daxter asked making me slap my forehead. We walked into our living quarters and was instantly hit with the smell of food cooking.
"Daddy, were home." I called out.
"Jackies! Jak! Little orangy warrior! You beat butts on track?" Brutter asked.
"You bet your fur we did! Jak was the pathfinder, me and Jackie here was the path sweepers. What's for dinner?" Sig said coming in.
"Yakow steak, stuff mushrooms and leek soup! Good food to keep healths up tip top!" Brutter said poking his head back into the kitchen.
"Oh my, I think I died cause that sounds like heaven!" I said dreamily.
"I'm right there with ya." Dax agreed jumping off of Jak's shoulder to sit in the benches. Jak and I followed his lead and proceeded to sit down. I arched my back cracking it before kicking off my shoes. Not a second after my shoes clattered to the floor did Russell and Caine come into the sitting room.
"We looked over your vehicle Chief." Russell grunted out taking out what looked like a communicator but I knew different.
"Those races aren't no joke! Just one race and your bearings are cracked, the guns have been warped and you've killed the engine!" Vin said pulling up a visual of the car. Jak looked at me with raise eyebrows.
"What can I say?" I shrugged. "There aren't too many things that can handle me." I smirked placing a hand on Jak's knee suggestively.
"That's an understatement, you need to lay off using yourself as a energy source! Nothing short of precursor technology can handle you! I'm surprise it hasn't been completely destroyed yet!" Jean said more in awe then anything.
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Forever Adventurous (Jak: The Lost Frontier)
Fanfiction*Third Book to Jackie Meets Jak* You would think that after everything that happened to them they would get a break. You know perhaps a happy ever after? But no, no not them, never them.
