"Come on, Jiddle" Ethan groans.
"Oh no" Josh mumbles when he sees the black card displayed on the screen.
"Alright, alright" JJ replies and clears his throat. "Simon didn't know what to do when he saw Y/n.. blank"
"I swear to god" Simon rubs his face briefly before scrolling through his cards. An erruption of laughter vibrated through his headphones, prodominantly Ethan's.
"This. Is. Gold" Josh laughs into his microphone.
"I'm prepared to hurt anyone who goes too far" Simon says through gritted teeth, selecting a card 'hiding a dildo under their bed'.
"You can't hurt anyone, don't lie" JJ giggles.
"There's a first time for everything" Simon sarcastically smiles at his camera.
"Oooh, fighting talk" Vik grins and chooses his card, making the answers pop up.
Nothing but laughter is heard when everyone's eyes drift to the third card along: 'spanking Ethan because he's been a bad, bad boy'
"Well, you know, I wouldn't mind" Ethan screeches.
"Ethan. Shut the fuck up." Simon says, face like stone.
"Is she into that kinda stuff?" JJ asks. "Maybe I'll have to be naughty around her"
With this, Simon throws his headphones to his desk and storms out of his room.
"Wait where's he going?" Josh opens his door.
"Fuck, no, no Simon, I'm sor- AAH" JJ screams as Simon yanks him out of his chair and onto the floor.
"Oh my god is he actually..?" Vik copies Josh and sticks his head out of his door.
"GUYS I'M NOT THERE, YOU NEED TO UPDATE ME ON THIS" Ethan shouts into his microphone, listening to JJ's screams.
"He's got JJ on the floor" Josh almost whispers, thinking of what to do.
"You do this with every single one of my girlfriends, Jide" Simon spits, his elbow holding JJ's torso to the floor. Judging by JJ's face, he's both hurting him and scaring him.
"Dude, I-"
"Just because you can't fucking hold down a relationship doesn't mean you have the right to talk shit about MINE" he says, inches from JJ's face.
With this, Josh makes his way to the room emitting Simon's shouting, grabs Simon from JJ's body and pushes him to the door.
"The fuck do you think you are?" Simon switches to Josh.
"You need to calm down" Josh uses his stern tone on him. Vik rushes past them two and tends to JJ, who's panting on the floor.
"You alright?" He pulls him up into a sitting position and JJ nods, rubbing his head - regret written all over his face.
"HE DOES THIS EVERY TIME. EVERY FUCKING TIME I GET A GIRLFRIEND." Simon shrieks at Josh, swiftly looking at JJ behind him. "AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE TIME WHEN HE ACTUALLY MADE MY GIRLFRIEND LEAVE ME" His face drops. "I'm fed up of him being better than me" With this, he slips his trainers on and leaves the house.
Looks are exchanged between the three speechless men, silence engulfing the room.
"Well, we're not uploading that one" JJ coughs, rubbing his hand along his collarbone.
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