This is Crazy, but I'm in the Bayverse!

This is crazy, but I'm in the Bayverse with some popcorn

I have seen all three movies, Transformers movies. A Transformer, in the fandom of Transfans, means gigantic alien machines that can scan vehicles and become them, hence, becoming Robots in Disguise. They are not the powerboxes that you see on the poles. They have sparks, which generate their personality and life being extremely vital to living itself. And then there's the Allspark, the cube. I have seen the first movie several times directed by Micheal Bay, the worst director ever. Why? I'll get to that, as soon as this Dark of The Moon is about to end.

   Come on...Isn't there going to be REAL character development? I'm wearing 3-D Glasses. And, to say for the least, this is my second time going to the theater to see a Transformers Movie. Well, this one could be my first time watching the third installment in the theater. The beginning was all meh and suspenseful, the opening that involved Sentinel Prime seemed so awe-inspiring and intriguing. Though, the scene with Sam-obnoxious-attention-needy-witwicky made me want to think otherwise when put into an entirely different scene. I'm fifteen years old and writing a rather lengthy fan-fiction to a universe that's set between Transformers Animated and the Bayverse, a better version than this Micheal Bay crap. Its 2011, take note, okay?  If I told you my name then I would have told you all the first names of my persona's in the Transformers Franchise, quite literally. So anyway, I’m watching the scene featuring Sam pleading Optimus and the Bots to stay.  I don’t have anything else to say about it. Man that was funny with his hand having the watch that forced him over the table! Hahaa, so unnecessary.  The rocket ship is flying...it's got all The Autobots on board.

  Great, I'm feeling tired and my popcorn isn't all the way gone yet.

 "The ship with the Autobots has been destroyed."

  Actually, I don't hold any emotion, because this movie does not by my standards have enough character development. Bumblebee used to be my favorite and this idea being Bumblebee-Prime somehow got into my head before Return of the Fallen was aired. Watching the beginning of that let down my hopes so badly. You can guess what happened through the movie,my esteem from a hopeful fanatic who was sizzled in excitement died down. It disappointed me, asides to Bee leaking oil tears over Sam leaving college,Optimus dying,  The Sun-energon harvestors,and so much more...You can catch my drift. Because the 1st Transformers movie was awesome. Watched it several times.

  Suddenly, I found the screen to be different so life-like and set in some city. Now why am I running?  Running from smoke and destruction almost everywhere from bullets ringing out and flying practically everywhere. A giant robot fell in half. Oh frag, isn't that Jazz!  He does not look alive--Wait, am I saying what I think I am saying?  That I am...in 2007?

   "Ahh!" I run towards a giant building that I guess could have been a church, then run up stairs(That is almost, completely, gone) and landed at the tower-like area. "Oh. my. Primus." I turn around to see the scene no-transfan would have imagined to find themselves.

  The scene where Sam's corned by Megatron.

   I ate some popcorn, isn't that crazy?

  "Give me The Cube, human." He growls, clawing at the rocky-temple-like material. "I'll spare you as my slave!"

 "Never!" Sam said, he's hanging on. His eye met my direction. "You, catch this!"  He threw the cube at me, no, the football sized Allspark has been thrown at me who's right beside the balcony for some odd reason wearing 3-D glasses not from this age. I've seen the 1986 movie several times, and, this is by far more incredible than Hot Rod becoming Rodimus Prime.

 "No!" Megatron shrieks, slamming his hand right through the rock supposedly hitting obnoxious-attention-needy-Witwicky in the process.

  Slag.I'm infecting the time-line!

  So stupid me runs for the allspark without hesitation and falls with it. I landed in a trash can. Now, am I a comedian or a stand up fanatic brought into this world by a string of fate, this is really bizarre and unbelieve-able. I mean, why would my body land in some trash-can and come off without a scratch. The Cube's ontop my popcorn.What has defied the laws of physics?  Me, my popcorn, and The Cube,all of which defying the expectations of getting hurt in the process.

 "Sam!" The Mikaela girl said that,not me!

  I wiggle myself out of the trash can and saw Megan Fox, who acted as this Mikeala girl, drive this tow truck to the sidewalk. Sam's landed on the  hood of some vehicle. Oh and the Tow-Truck's car-door has yet another phone-number on the side instead of the one some crazy fanatics keep a close eye on; No, I learned this from the internet for your information. And I have seen the proof on Youtube.

   I hear a loud thump from behind me.

 "Give me the Cube!" Megatron's deep and robotic male voice makes the hair on the back of my neck raise up.

  I look at him, one eye sees him blue and the other saw him red. 

"You are funny." I said with a low amused chuckle.  "Gawd, you are so freaking funny!"

 The War-lord growled.

 "I am not ‘funny’, now give it, to me!" Megatron demands.

I dropped my popcorn now holding the cube instead.

 "Give it to me," I hear Optimus. "He'll only use it against this planet."

  Well, he won't need it really Optimus because there’s the Fallen Prime who's the teacher of Megatronus and made him, I think, become this way. He also has this alley who is your mentor, supposedly I am just blabbing this all in my mind. Really, I ain't saying a word about it. It sucks to be me. I smile when I lie. I smile, so no can do to become a real-life Decepticon Techno-Organic...I look at Megatron. I have this sickening feeling he had killed the annoying main character. Frag. That just ruined the entire four years ahead and the four years after that! What has my presence done in this continuity?

  Because I'll like to see this Sentinel dude face to face, I'm going to do something really corny.

 "Whoever wants it; put it into your slagging spark!" I mean, Megatron's spark, no regrets here of course. I mean no harm but...I should have made my great entrance when he became unfrozen, darn you fate!  "And nobody ask me about the seven freaking-STUPID-ANCIENT- primes!" 

I throw it into the air.

And then, the inevitable happens, I just lose consciousness out of no-where.

 I hope that Annoying guy isn't actually dead, because if he is, both Earth and Cybertron are totally screwed.