Ohemgee cue the Transformers arrival to earth soundtrack: AUTOBOTS!!!

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   First I was watching the movie with some popcorn…Then I land into the Bayverse after…I had lifted the allspark up…then fell unconscious...Have I been transported yet again? Something in my gut certainly tells me that is not the first time I’ve been through this commercial-energy-battery-drink with a hint of Stargate SG1 scene…hey where’s my popcorn?  Strange and robotic-whirring sounds screeches in my ears so loud I could have become deaf. The scenery is so fascinating emitting this unusual glow only seen in Science Fiction movies.     

            I’ve grown up watching Jackie Chan, a really good actor. When watching his movies my fondest memory would training a ninja kick or laughing at the movie. There’s a movie of mentioned actor I want to see, is, ‘Twin Dragons’ . This could be one of the old Jackie Chan movies that I have not watched. How did topic change from Science Fiction to Jackie Chan? Oh the ‘Tuxedo’!  Over time, when he was entirely new to me, I learned his name despite playing different characters.

            “AHHH”

            My body hit the pavement.

            “…O wow o wow o wow.” I whine. “So this is what Jackie Chan may go through his action-adventure comedy movies in takes.”

            Shanghi.

            Why did that word randomly come into my head?        

            I look over my shoulder seeing whatshisname again tearing the speed sisters into two!

            “…OH frag!”     

            The image of a pumpkin shaped planet randomly came into my head.

            “…OH EM GEE I’M IN THE SECOND MOVIE AHHH! I’M IN FRAGGING SHANG HI, NO JOKE!”  Hearing Metal parts being torn away just makes it more really, intense.  The shrieks of dying Cybertronians are another topic people wouldn’t want to hear again. Or to be exactly precise on the dot; frightening, skedaddling is my tool to escape so that was taken hiding under a big shed like object. Yes. A human can be such a scared cat when it came to their lives.

            Why do I have a gut feeling saying “I hate lies”  out of a sudden?    

            …Frag. That just gave me another piece to a developing idea to an old flame from my noob writing years in 2009.

            I just realized something.

            I’M IN 2009!

            Curling up into a ball is/was my only resort.

           

            “Optimus,. I found the—“ I heard this voice. No. It’s that voice that’s IRON-fragging-chevy-truck-HIDE! “An organic? Is this what Starscream really dropped...”  My eyes sruggled open not really trusting my own hearing since it can be the curse of human curiousity. My heart beat is loud enough to be in my ears!

            Yes. Oh primus. Oh Primus. It’s fragging Ironhide!

            “H-hhhih-h-h-h-h.”  I squeak. “Hi-h-h-h-h-ih—hih- EEEEEEE AUUTOBOTS EXIST ZEY  EXISSSTT!! Ohemgee-I’m-a-huge-Autobot-fan; crash-landing-in-the-pool where you saw that girl who asked if you were the tooth fairy so not forgettable!” The sad thing is…he dies in eight years. But there’s a bright side. I’m meeting an awesome  Autobot. THIS IS SWEEET!

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