This is Crazy, but I'm in the Bayverse!

Dotm: How long has it been since I heard this Autobot?

     Everything became brighter in just a sudden. That kind of brightens when you are waking up from a deep sleep. No wait. That's actually the wrong comparison. Being a picky viewer has it's perks and downfalls. It's when the movie has ended in the  theatre and lights become partially bright again. It's like wibbily-wobbly finding your way out the room. My perspective is a bit fuzzy.  This is when I lock on a signature.

   An Autobot signature.

  "...Megatron? Falling in love?" The old, denying voice is mumbling in a low tone. I didn't need to see him but the faint image of a cybertronian shaking his head certianly gave me a good idea who this...'voice' is. "This idea sounds far more silly than Optimus protecting earth instead of Cybertron."

    Oh!   That voice...It's been years since I heard it!  But I hadn't forgotten it, unlike some Character voices from Transformers Animated.

     Hadn't I just been watching Dark of The Moon and gotten transported into this universe mentally?

    I really could use somebody  to pinch me right now.

     "Time for you to give me answers." That voice is real and solid. Solid as Megatron's voice but aged like Optimus Prime's voice.

     My optics power up, lo and behold I see Sentinel Prime.

"What was the first thing you said to Megatron upon meeting him?" Sentinel  asks.

   Oh primus it's too bright!

    "...Eleven." I said, lowering the power for my optics.

    I couldn't tell if Sentinel is stunnned or unimpressed with my reply.

    "Eleven is not an answer." Sentinel  said.

    "42 is." I replied.

 "How?" Sentinel  asks.

   "42 means life and death." I tell Sentinel. My joints feel rigid and pretty stiff. It feels like I hadn't moved from this positition in months or years.  Well for starters Sentinel is here so it must be 2011 where Dark of the Moon is supposed to be taking place--WAIT. Dark of the Moon is happening! Why would Humans want me?

    Well..I'm physically still a human in reality.

     "Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy," I add. "And do some research on 4 and 2."

 "I do not take orders from a genger." Sentinel Prime said. "Not one who speaks strangely."

"You are funny." I said. "Gawd, you're so freaking funny!" I laugh at Sentinel's Prime's unusual reaction.  "That's what I told Megatron, Knight-armor. Ya should know Mr.-I-betrayed-the-Autobots-to-save-Cybertron-and-crash-landed-on-the-moon."

    "Did not."  Sentinel denies right away.

    I have a laugh at this Sentinel Prime.

    He's  doing a Captain Stottleyemeyer act  from Mr Monk and the Canidate Part 1.

    "How do you know?" Sentinel Prime asks, in a oddly curious voice as he walks around  me.

  "You are talking to a Decepticon." I said. "Most Autobots would kill the Decepticon they meet. You turned me on...Literletly."

    Sentinel puts his large, wide servos on a rail aligned to the thing I am in.

 "What does Megatron see in a femme that talks like a human?" Sentinel finishes  standing in front of my feet.

"Oh." Ah crap he just figured out a small piece of the truth. So lets tell the truth about why my voice sounds like it has an accent. "I have a terrible tongue, or as studies have suggested I got mah accent from writing on the internet or watching television so much I picked up an accent."