Ooh SWINDLE!!...Wait. What do you mean by drones?

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There are these gigantic red machines with one huge round hole similar to a camera. They could be about Bumblebee’s size! Woah woah woah. What are these aliens called?

  “Ivy, stop zipping around Swindle!” One Decepticon shouts at me, while I look around the shorty Decepticons.

   They could have been cloned from the same fragging mold or something, they remind me of some Animated Decepticon but I can’t name who.

       I stop.

     “..Ooh Swindle!” I sqeaked with alittle jump.

I remembered the episode where he debuted…aww this is making me sad knowing TFA is over. Drats the number three! Just drat that fragging cursed number that won’t ever bypass to 4. It’s the curse of Hasbro. No Transformers cartoon besides the Generation 1, will ever reach a Season 4. I remember how the Death of Prowl sparked my frenzy to killing off a bunch of OC’s, eventually writing about death slowly becoming more fascinated by gore. Yep, I can write horror. Now off my subject.  

I tilted my my head.

“Why is Swindle all red instead of being tan, purple, and dark gray?” I ask.

             The gigantic scouts are gazing at me.

            “Those are drones, on both sides.” I heard from one shy pitched Decepticon.       

            …And he was never in the movie?  I hadn’t seen this ‘version’ of Swindle in a very, long, long time.  Come on, this is really giving me a backlash not knowing that a merchant guy is now a bunch of drones in some other continuity until today!  This is more terrible than tasting Energoil.  

            “….What do you mean by drones?”  I ask, getting a glare from all the Decepticons. “I am not that much of a hardcore Transfan. I’ve just seen all of Robots in Disguise and the Unicron trilogy, oh, even the movies.”

            Actually…I haven’t finished watching Dark of The Moon. I’m placing my bets that if Micheal Bay makes a sequel it’s likely to be named “Rise of The Dinobots”, “Return of The Autobots”, or “Rise of The Decepticons”. Something….that the man who loves explosions can screw up.   ROTD would be the initials for the Dinobot theory. And ROTA for the Autobot theory. The thing is…Eh. I don’t want to repeat myself on a particular subject.

            “They are remake-able and cause harvoc.” Megatron’s voice startles me. I didn’t expect him out of the blue since The Fallen had ordered him and a few other Decepticons to get another source of food. That was like…twenty-four hours ago, at least. So this means he just got back with the others. It’s been a while since The Decepticons went to the center of Cybertron, probably a week or two.

            “Oh, so they are Decepticon Stormtroopers.”

            Megatron turns himself towards these drones.

            “What did you find on the planet, Red leader 1?” He asks, now this begs into question are they called Swindles? Decepticon Storm-Troopers labeled with the name ‘SWINDLE’ so misleading in so many ways. I’m probably the first fangirl to have misunderstood what the name stood for. It could have been much awesome if this had been a really based off-animated counterpart.

            “Monsters.” One of the Swindle’s from afar comments.

 “They attack when it’s Pitch Black.”      

“And they fear light.”

            My eyes may have shined.

            “RRIIDIIDDCCCKKK CHRONICLES!” I squeal. “Pitch Black is literally awesome. I suggest you guys watch it! Because there’s this awesome dude who’s capable of seeing through the dark thanks to his gooogles that may make him look strange when in the dark after a car accident or a plane crash. Did I mention he’s really epic with taking down beasts like a warrior?”

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