As you drove to Donald's mansion you fantasized about all the things you and him might do tonight. You could hardly contain yourself when you knocked on the front door. Trump answered and without saying a word, crashed his lips to yours. The kiss deepened, but you felt that you didn't know each other well enough yet to add tongue, but you knew that would come in time.
Donald offered you some beer and said he had just been ready to go out and smoke.
"I didn't know you smoked," you told him.
He nodded and said, "Hardcore weed smoker everyday, brother." You knew the kiss had tasted like weed.
You both wandered out into the backyard and Donald rolled a joint. After smoking a couple puffs, he offered you the joint, and you took it happily. After what seemed like hours, you two were so high, you touched Uranus in the sky. Without a word, Donald chugged a beer, then unzip his trousers.
"What are you doing," you asked tentatively. You blushed as he tossed them aside.
"Going for a swim, care to join me," Donald explained. You squealed with delight as he removed his shirt, too."I like to swim naked," Donald said, "do you mind?" You swallowed, hard. After catching your breath, you spoke.
"Not at all," you reassured him, and proceeded to undress yourself.
Unfortunately, you missed Donald undressing as you brought your shirt up over your head, and when it was off, Donald was waist deep in the pool. You sighed, but wasted no time in slipping in yourself.
"Donald, can I ask you something?" you said quietly. Donald looked over at you and placed his wrinkly, liver spotted hand on your thigh.
"Anything," he answered and you took a deep breath before speaking.
"Do you," you began, "do you love me?"
"Do I what," Donald responded. He chuckled to himself, before apologizing and explaining it was a reference to his favorite musical, 'Fiddler On The Roof'. "I like it because in the end they all get deported," Donald explained and you both laughed.
"But to answer your question," Donald said, "yes, I love you, more than anything." You looked into his eyes and wanted this moment to last forever. You ran your fingers through his hair and he caressed your thigh.
"Want to head to my room," Donald asked. You nodded, unable to find words. You weren't sure if you were just high, or stupid, but you knew you were about to have an affair with Donald J. Trump.
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Trump Tales (Donald Trump x reader)
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