Trump Tales (Donald Trump x reader)

Chapter 14

"All rise for the honorable Supreme Court Justice, Michael Jordan."

The large wooden doors swung open as Michael Jordan entered, the Space Jam theme song blasting through speakers no one even knew existed in this court room.

Michael Jordan took his seat at the judge's podium. He scanned the room. An odd crowd sat before him.

On one side of the room sat the majority and minority leaders of the senate, backed by every member of congress able to attend. On the other side sat Donald Trump, backed by... no one. Not even a lawyer.

"Um, Mr. Trump, you're supposed to have a lawyer..." Mr. Jordan stated.

"I know," Trump explained, "but my usual one is on a sweet vacay in the Poconos, so I had to hire someone else."

"You do know this is a big deal, right?" Michael Jordan asked. Trump nodded.

"I absolutely know this is a big deal. That's why I hired the best of the best."

As if on cue, the large wooden doors swung open again, and a bright, multi-colored light filled the room. Many people had to shield their eyes, the light was so intense.

"What on Earth is that fucking bright?" Uttered one of the congressmen.

Finally, the figure stepped out of the glare and it was revealed to be none other than pop sensation JOJO SIWA! The bright light had been caused by the intense reflection off her massive forehead due to her receding hairline, and the intense amount of sequined clothing she was wearing.

Jojo skipped down the aisle to the tune of "Boomerang" playing in her AirPods.

"Lmao, all you bum bitches broke," Jojo said as she skipped, flaunting her AirPods, making all the congressmen jealous.

She slid into her seat beside Donald and opened her sequined briefcase she had been carrying. She pulled out a single item; a mirror. She checked her hair to make sure it was still brain-numbingly tight, then put the mirror away.

"Allow me to introduce my representation," Trump said confidently.

"Heyeveryoneit'sjojowelcomebacktojojoscourthousebesuretosmashlikeandsubscribeforthisepicgamermomentlmaooo," Jojo said.

One of the congressmen in the back had to be escorted out due to the whiplash he received from Jojo's introduction.

"And you're a real lawyer, Ms. Siwa?" Michael Jordan asked.

"Absolutelyihavealwayslovedtodothingsandthisisathingiwantedtodoandlikeisaidinmysongyoubelieveityouacheiveitsolikeyupitotesamareallawyer," Jojo said simply.

Michael Jordan just nodded his head as if he understood.

"Now, before we begin, I am legally obligated to ask if anyone would like a Sprite Cranberry," Michael Jordan said.

Everyone raised their hand.

After the distribution of the sacred drink, the trial began.

"Mr. Trump, you have been charged with sexual harassment of the American people and public indecency..." Michael Jordan started.

"Woah woah woah, public indecency?" Trump interrupted.

"Yeah, cuz that was a pretty indecent thing to do to the public," Michael Jordan explained. Trump nodded. It was a fair point.

"How do you plead?" Jordan asked.

"Not guilty," Jojo whispered to him. Epic legal advice. +20 points for Slytherin.

"Not guilty," Trump repeated.

"Then I guess we'll have to do things the hard way," Michael Jordan said as he cracked his knuckles. Trump gulped cuz it was hot. But not as hot as you, of course.