Chapter 6: The Legendary Cow? Who Wants Some Milk?

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Wazzup? I'm still the narrator, and no one can stop me! Whooo!! Orayt!! Well, what is happening? Ohh, I remember. I said to everyone that Hagoromo Gitsune is my sistah. Orayt!!! Yeah. We're on our way to their "master's" location. I feel something weird when they said "master". Is that homie one of da Lost Yōkai? I Juander..... This is Makoto Kurobara, BORN TO BE WILD.

*newscasting music*
(Akira: *annoyed* Are you freakin' crazy?! We don't have time for this!!)

I'm sorry. Where am I again?
(Akira: *annoyed* About their "master".)
Oh.... Yeah.....
Me: *walking* *tired* N-Nagisa!! Aren't we going to rest for a bit?
Nagisa: *walking* We don't have time for that.
Akira: *walking* For Ami- san, she needs it. She hasn't rested for a bit, even in recess and lunch breaks. She just eats her food and then studies. She doesn't go outside.
Me: *walking* *annoyed* *tired* Too much..... EFFORT! WHAT A HEADACH--- *almost faints in a funny way*
Akira: *gave Ami a piggy-back ride* Mademoiselle, lemme carry you.
Me: You're speaking French again.
Akira: It's fine.
Me: *base mode* WHAT THE---
Akira: Onegai, mademoiselle. Let your kokoro be daijoubu. The ciel may be yami, but boku wa here desu.....
Me: *annoyed* Feeling linguist...
Their "master's" home.....
Akira: *brought Ami down* Heavy slu--
Me: *slaps Akira on da feys so hard* Face palm.
Akira: *hurt*
Hikaru: Daijobou ka.
Akira: *annoyed and hurt* IIE!
Nagisa: *worried* I see.....
Me: Whom are you talking to?
Nagisa: Lost souls.......
Everyone was shocked except for me, Nagisa's onii- chan....
I see... Lost souls....
(Akira: *fear* L-Lost souls?!)
Me: You're not wrong. It REALLY is lost soul.
Hikaru: Scaredy cat.
Akira: *annoyed*
Nagisa: Master is sleeping.
Me: Sleeping? Something's wrong. If your master is a yōkai, why would he sleep at night? Yōkai's time is night time.
Nagisa: Umm....... The lost soul said--
Something is strange. We heard something behind the bushes. We were all shocked because we saw a--- 1/2 COW AND 1/2 HUMAN?!
Me: *G-Gozu??

*Gozu means cow's head.

Akira: *angry* What is that bullsh*t doing here?!
Hikaru: Oi, Akira. Not bullsh*t, but cowsh*t.
Akira: *angry* *looked at Hikaru* I don't have time for your jokes!
Haru: *facepalm* Why in this form, Master.....
Me, Akira, Hikaru: *looked at Haru* Master?
Nagisa: Yep. He is also know as.....
*camera on the Cowsh*t*
Nagisa: ..... COW HEAD.......
Me, Akira, Hikaru: ......
Me: *curious* You mean he ate a lot of beef?
Haru: *angry and looked at Makoto* HAVE SOME RESPECT!!!
Me: *looked at Haru with a poker face* Ah... Gomenasai...
Akira: *curious* Maybe he drank a lot of milk?
Hikaru: *curious* Oh no, I drank Cowhead. So I'll be one of him?
Nagisa: *annoyed* (This f*ckers don't have respect.)
Night Rikuo: Ok. Ignore me. I'm just passing by.
Me: Oi. Notice Rikuo-sama.
Akira: Hai. Please stop this joke. It isn't funny anymore. *looked at Cowhead* Oi. Are you a Lost Legend?
Cowhead: *showed the symbol of black rose on his tongue* * back to human form*
Akira: *looked at me* Ojou-sa---
Me: *shocked* Y-You're one of them?
Cowhead: Yeah. I am one of them. Why are you looking for us?
Me: I need you guys to clean "our" names.
Cowhead: *rude* Hmm?? Our names?! Just who do you think you are?!
Me: It seems that you don't remember "your master."
Cowhead: *rude* You fiend. You think you're as strong as The Great Queen or you're The Great Queen herself? Pathetic. You don't even know that she was dead 500 years ago.
Me: History can't be changed. Everyone may forget the unimportant details, but the so-called death of mine was nothing........ *angry* BUT SOMETHING BAD THAT WAS CASTED UPON THE CLAN OF KUROBARA!! I-I tried to revive and to clean the clan's reputation and name, but *crying* I failed! No one helped me! No one gave the support and comfort after the time I was banished from Kyoto! Even the one I trained for years, he also forgot me! *stopped crying* Loneliness and despair can change boldness into cowardliness. Happiness into sadness. Good into evil. Angel into demon....
Cowhead: How can you prove that you are as strong as The Great Queen or you are The Great Queen? She wants--
Me: *showed her sword* Fighting, right?
Cowhead: Yes.
Me: *serious* I'm not going to unsheathe this katana. This time, Kyoka Suigetsu will not be used. My katana is angry today.
Cowhead: (I like your aura.)
Night Rikuo: Need a hand?
Me: *serious* No.
Night Rikuo: My support is in you.
Akira: Ojou-sama.
Me: *looked at Akira* ?
Akira and Hikaru: You can do it!

"Prove to him that I'm as strong as her or we are one? Tschh..... A piece of COWSH*T."

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