"Okay, I like what you're wearing but I need it too be three hundred percent sexier." Leslie says as she and I are sitting on Ann's couch, judging which outfit she should wear on her date with Chris.
Turns out Leslie is planning a harvest festival and really needs funding from Ben and Chris, the best way we could think of was too send Ann on a date with him since he has been desperately asking her out for the past couple of weeks.
"Do you have any of those shirts that look wet all the time? Or...or like a metal bikini? Oh, you know what's always sexy, fingerless gloves!" Leslie says and I snicker.
"What about if I wear this normal, sane outfit." She says and Leslie sighs.
"That's too bad, Leslie really hit it on the bullseye with those fingerless gloves."
"I know right? But if your not looking the part then your gonna have too eat something sexy then, like a banana."
"For dinner?"
"Well, what's sexy food? Asparagus? No you know what's sexy? Turkey chili." Leslie says and we both give her an odd look."
"And how, exactly, am I supposed too casually steer the conversation towards the parks department budget?"
"Okay, it's totally easy, tell you what, Davina you be Chris and I'll be Ann. I'll show you how it's done." Leslie clears her throat and turns towards me.
"Ann Perkins! You are wonderful and amazing, and I'm happy too be here with you." I say mocking Chris as best as I can.
"Thank you, Chris, I'm wearing a tuxedo vest, with no shirt on underneath, uh oh." She says and shrugs her shoulders.
"Can I get you a drink? I love every single beverage in the world."
"I would like some wine, and oops my best popped open, just like the budget needs too pop open, and you need too pour it into my parks department." Ann watches with a confused and slightly horrified look on her face.
"Great." She says then gets up from the table. "I'll be leaving now, I have too meet Chris in thirty minutes." She says and Leslie and I glance at each other.
"Oh yeah, see you when you get back!" Leslie says and waits until she hears the door shut too start talking again.
"We aren't letting her go alone, I'm guessing?" I say as Leslie gets up and grabs her purse and car keys.
"Not a chance, I have too make sure this works out." She says and starts pulling me out too her car. The drive there was quick and nerve wracking, somehow this plan was bound too be messed up.
"I am so excited that you finally agreed too go out with me, what a magnificent flip-flop." We hear Chris say as we take our seat a couple tables away from them.
"Leslie, this date is gonna go on forever, Ann is gonna chicken out." I whine as we both look over at their table and see Ann walk towards the bathroom.
"I hope not, honestly it would be way too awkward too ask him myself so you would be the next move." I am about too respond when her phone starts ringing, obviously it's Ann.
