We all made our way over too the bulge, at the moment Kesha was playing and men were dancing everywhere.
"This place is outstanding!" Chris says and I notice multiple people watching him, I don't think he know this is a gay club. "Great call Leslie Knope!"
"Thanks."
"Look, even Bens's dancing!" He says and points too Ben who standing at the entrance rocking too the beat of the song.
Ann and Chris decide too move too sit at a table, and Leslie and I persuade Ben too go over too the bar with us.
"On the house, Leslie!" The bartender says and hands us our round of drinks.
"Aw, thank you." She says and we all grab the drinks. "I'm sort of a gay hero, last year I married two penguins at the zoo, and it turned out they were both gay." We all laughed and I took a sip of my drink.
"Penguin wedding, that's cute."
"It was so cute, but enough about how cute it was, why don't you think we should have the money?" I say, starting off sincere then getting serious.
"Good lord, really Leslie? What have you turned her in to?" He said jokingly. "Look, when I was eighteen and I became mayor of my hometown, I used every last dollar we had too open a giant winter sports complex, called it Icetown,"
"And it turned out great and everyone loved it?" I asked.
"Uh, yeah, kinda, it was never completed and I got impeached. Newspaper headline was, Icetown costs ice clown his town crown."
"Yikes."
"They were big into rhymes."
"Well, I don't know, I think Icetown sounds great and the point is, atleast you tried something." I said and he smiles at me.
"Well Ann and Chris look tired, let's go talk too them before they leave." Leslie says and we all start walking over too their table. We all get settled before of course Leslie starts talking again.
"We're barely able too function, we could really use that money."
"But you know, I don't know if it's because I'm in such a good mood or because of the charming Ann Perkins, but I am going to seriously consider that." He said as he smiled at Ann.
"Really? That's great! Mission accomplished! Let's boogie!" Leslie says then her eyes go wide after she realized that she just spoiled our plan in front of Chris.
"Mission accomplished?" Chris asks like a lost puppy.
"Uh-oh." Ben says then glares down at Leslie.
"Yeah, there's a mission, uh, that Ann had thought of, it was all three of our ideas, but it was mostly Ann's, we... I had mentioned too Ann that it would be fun if you two went on a date, so then... You could, uh, talk about the money and then, you know, maybe give it too me." Leslie rambles on as Chris looks very surprised and upset, Ben looks pleased that Leslie just turned herself in and I was trying not too laugh at how dumb Leslie sounded at the moment.
"Wow, I've just had my first bad date, Ann Perkins." Chris sadly says then walks away from the table.
"Not that sneaky."
