Thor volunteered while on Earth to help coach a little girls soccer league. He cheers them on to victory and buys them all hotdogs. Afterwards they sit in the grass and braid his hair, filling it and his beard with flowers. They renamed their team The Valkyries. Every time they start losing badly, the game gets mysteriously rained out. Nobody has the guts to protest.
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