Avengers Headcannons

The elderly

~Steve has, on more than one occasion, woken up to find himself behind the glass in an exhibit of the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History and looked over to see Natasha laughing on the other side

~Clint made a very official-looking sign for Steve's fridge that says 'ICE MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO SUPERSOLDIERS'

~Bucky bought Steve LifeAlert

~Tony printed out a huge poster of George Washington riding a T-rex while fighting Nazi raptors and stuck it to the ceiling above Steve's bed

~Whenever Steve gives a speech, the national anthem is played on the intercoms