Hannah Montana

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Simulator: The author would like to dedicate this to Disney_Cimorelli for giving her this idea. Hannah Montana!

Ben: Is that that one show about that teen pop star?

Audrey: YES! I LOVE THIS SHOW!

Jay: WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

Audrey: I HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!

Mal: WELL STOP YELLING!!

Audrey: FINE! Okay. Better now?

Mal: Very. Now what is this show?

Audrey: *faints* You don't KNOW WHAT THIS IS! THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST TV SHOW IN THE EXISTENCE OF TV SHOWS!

Ben: Audrey, I think I speak for everyone when I say, calm down.

Audrey: Fine! Can we just watch this?

Evie: We better, before she yells at us again.

2,970 hours later....

Mal: Um, well, wait, did we really watch this for 2,970 hours straight!? No wonder I'm tired!

Carlos: I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to sleep.

Jane: Uh oh!

Lonnie: What?

Jane: My mom's been calling me for the past 123 days! They've also made a missing king poster for Ben!

Ben: My parents are going to flip their lids! Jane, give me your phone. I have a phone call to make.

Audrey: But, we didn't even watch the movie!

Mal: Audrey, what matters most, the stupid movie, or your parents getting relieved that you're safe and sound?

Audrey: Um, is this even a question? The MOVIE!

Chad: Mal, I'm going to play the movie before Audrey explodes.

Mal: Okay. Your parents are going to kill us, but okay.

1 hour and 42 minutes later

Police: *knock* *knock* OPEN THE DOOR! IT'S THE POLICE!

Belle: Ben, are you in there?

Ben: Mom, I'm fine. Audrey's been forcing us to watch Hannah Montana for the past 123 days. Sorry to worry all of you.

Aurora: Audrey! Stop watching Hannah Montana!

Audrey: Sorry, but-

Phillip: No buts!

Audrey: Ugh! Fine!

Simulator: And to think this all started when someone suggested that they watch Hannah Montana. Does anyone else have any ideas? The author only got two! She really needs them!

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