Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

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Simulator: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Doug: Evie! It's our parent's fairy tale!

Evie: Gee Doug! I never would've guessed because, you know, my mom's enemy is Snow White, and your dad is one of the seven dwarves!

Mal: I taught you sarcasm so well. It makes a friend proud.

Evie: *curtsying* Why, thank you Mal.

Mal: *curtsying* Why, you're welcome Ms. Queen.

Ben: Oh good gods! Can we just watch the movie!

Mal: Fine!

Evie: Whatever! We're just having fun!

After Movie

Doug: Um, Evie, if we ever break up, not saying that we would, but if we do, could you not try to poison me with an apple?

Evie: I make no promises.

Mal: I love the dwarves!

Evie: In the words of my mom, "If it wasn't for that horrid huntsman and those horrible little men, I would've won! I deserve my revenge!"

Chad: Wow Evie, you're mom sound delightful!

Evie: I know. Try being castle schooled by her for ten years straight. All because someone *cue glare at Mal* complained to her mother about not being invited to my birthday party when we were six!

Mal: I said I was sorry! And I was six! You can't expect me to not be jealous all the time!

Ben: Wait, what?

Mal: Don't worry about it.

Jay: I'm with Mal on this one Ben. If you question it, it just gets more confusing.

Carlos: Agreed.

Ben: Should I-

Mal: No. Listen to the VKs for this one Ben.

Ben: BTW, I still think you would look pretty blonde.

Mal: And I think I would look ugly.

Audrey: Mal, honey, he's only saying that because he has a minor crush on Dove Cameron, and you look exactly like her, except she has blonde hair!

Mal: Trust me Audrey, I know.

Simulator: Should we force Mal to dye her hair blonde? Put what you think in the comments section!

Mal: Please don't say yes! I like my purple hair!

Simulator: To bad! We're letting the people decide! We are a democracy!

percyjacksonfan9261: Simulator, do you really want to loose your job?

Simulator: No...

percyjacksonfan9261: Who knows, we may react to a blonde Mal at one point, who knows?

Mal: Um, you?

percyjacksonfan9261: Oh yeah! I do know! Maybe after the Disney movies!

Mal: NOOOOO!!!!!!

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