I'm sorry .... I have too .... TELL MY BOYFRIEND IM PREGNANT!
Shit I meant and Peggy ! No seriously I'm not pregnant
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"Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, bitch?" A young Alexander asked tapping a ban on the shoulder
"That depends, who's asking?" Aaron said turning around to face the young man .
"Oh well sure, bitch I'm Alexander Hamilton I'm at your service, bitch I have been looking for you" Alexander replied very happily .
"I'm getting nervous" he said and began to walk away from Hamilton
Bitch, I heard your name at Princeton I was seeking an accelerated course of study When I got sort out of sorts with a buddy of yours I may have punched him It's a blur, bitch He handles the financials—" Alexander said stopping burr .
"You punched the bursar?" Aaron asked very impressed by this fellow
"Yes, I wanted to do what you did Graduate in two, then join the revolution He looked at me like I was stupid I'm not stupid So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?" Alexander asked grabbing his note book to take notes
"It was my parents' dying wish before they passed" Aaron sighed
"You're an orphan Of course, I'm an orphan God, I wish there was a war! Then we could prove that we're worth more Than anyone bargained for" Alexander said all happily and grabbed Burr by the hands and ran in circles like ring around the Rosie
"Can I buy you a drink?" Aaron asked ....he wanted to know if this was Alexander's norm or if he was drunk
"That would be nice"
"While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice Talk less" he said walking to the bar called BABY KANGAROOS , and placing his finger on Alexander's lips
"What?" Alexander was so hurt .... Did home boy just insult him .
"Smile more" Aaron smiled to Alex
"Ha" Alexander laughed trying to cover up his fear.
"Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for" Aaron said walking in and putting two fingers in the air .
"You can't be serious"
"You want to get ahead?" Aaron asked
"Yes"
"Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead"
"Yo yo yo yo yo! What time is it?" John Laurnes asked stepping on a stool
"Showtime!" The guys with him said
"...like I said..."Aaron smiled taking a sip of his beer.
"Showtime! Showtime! Yo! I'm John Laurens in the place to be! Uh, two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm working on three, uh! Those redcoats don't want it with me Cause I will pop chick-a-pop these cops 'til I'm free!" He sang stepping up on the bar counter and doing some drunken dance moves
"Ah oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette! The Lancelot of the revolutionary set! I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!" Tell the king, "Casse-toi!" Who's the best? C'est moi!" Sang his friend with a French twist , as he walked up with him .
"Brrrah, brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan Up in it, lovin' it Yes I heard your mother say "come again?"" This fella sang and did some hip thrust .
"Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
"Lock up your daughters and horses, of course It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets" Hercules sang licking his lips at the bar wench
"Wow"
"No more sex Pour me another brew, son! Let's raise a couple more" Laurnes sang still dancing like a Drunk Chita Rivera
"To the revolution!" All three sang
"Well if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton College"
"Aaron Burr" Hercules said
"Give us a verse, drop some knowledge"
"Good luck with that You're takin' a stand You spit, I'mma sit We'll see where we land" Aaron said taking his seat and drinking his beer some more
"Booooo/Ohhhhhh"
"Burr, the revolution's imminent What do you stall for?" Laurnes said jumping down and almost falling .
"If you stand for nothing, Burr, what'll you fall for?" Alexander finally said standing up from his seat
"Oooh"
"Who are you?" John Laurnes asked walking to Hamilton
"Who are you?"
"Who are you?"
"Who, who is this kid? What's he gonna do?" They all sang doing stupid dance moves
So this thing of tumblur said to replace the words of "son"and "sir" with bitch in Hamilton so I did .... Any requests I'll do like I did with this and try and make it funny !
