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Angelica was sitting down at her sisters engagement party. Eliza and Alexander were getting married in a week and she was absolutely heart broken .
Then Hercules, Lafayette and John came by her.
"Honey whatcha cryin at?
You're not losing him to that
Both her hair and shoes are flat
Why is she so rude?" John asked
"Wipe your tears, it's no big thing
You were meant to wear his ring
Cheer-up, chin-up
It's time to bring" Hercules said putting his hand under her chin.
"A happy attitude" the entire battalion said sitting around them .
"Keep it positive
As you slap her to the floor" Hercules said smirking
"Keep it positive" the military said again
"As you pull her hair and call her whore" John said tugging on his own hair .
"You can take her in a fight" Lafayette said putting his hands up in fists
"You and he will reunite!" Hercules said shaking her by the shoulders
"You know we're right
We're positive
KILL HER!" The men said getting out their seats .
"Guys , Guys !
Violence is never wise
Not the way to win back guys
Anyway she's twice my size
who's gotta plan B?" Angelica asked desperate for answers
"Me!
Look at her, she's like a nun
Show him you are way more fun
Bust out the lap dance
and you won
You off the hizzle, gee!" Lafayette said standing up moving his hands up and down .
"what?" Angelica asked
"Keep it positive" the guys all sang .
"Yeah! Let out your inner freak!" Hercules said dancing like a werido
"Keep it positive" the guys all sang
"Miss Prissy Pants won't last a week" Lafayette said putting his leg on the table .
"You will whet his appetite" John said standing up on the table .
"You and he will reunite" Hercules added getting the table with John and Lafayette.
"You know we're right
We're positive
We're positive
We're positive
We're posi..." The military guys sang spinning Angelica around
"Omigod... You're making me sick." She said holding onto her stomach .
"Are we? Angelica? You must think we have cooties . Alexander let's take this back to the table ... My big sister is gonna catch our cooties !" Eliza joked . They then walked back to their table .
"Hey, hey, hey!
We're positive
That he loves you and not her
You're hotta'
And I bet ya smarter!
She don't know the real him
You feel him
So don't her her steal him
Wake him up like sleepin beauty
Turn his head with your red hot booty
You bring the noise if we bring the funk
It's positively time to shake your junk" they all said and pulled her to the center .
"shake, shake, shake, shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake,shake, shake,
Whoo" then Angelica states to jerk up and down with all the guys .
"Guys, how is this helping? He's not even here!
He left while we were shaking "junk"! Wait!" She said and they all paused
"Girls I'm positive
That we've taken this to far
No I'm positive
This is engagement party not a stripper bar
All this trashy carryin' on
Thats the reason that he's gone
I need a salon" Angelica said .
"WHOO!" The guys all said
"Guys I'm "
"Positive" the boys sang twerking .
"Try not to get upset
But I'm" Angelica said
"Positive" the guys cut her off
"That it's time for me to go get hitched !" Angelica said walking off to Aaron Burr
"what!?" The guys all said in shock
"Being single and being hot
That got me exactly squat!
Gotta to show him I've got more to give" Angelica said
"Whoa, whoa, whoa" the guys all said
"No I'm positive" Angelica said
"Positive?" The guys asked
"I'm positive" Angelica said
"Positive" the guys said
"I'm positive"
"Positive
Positive"
"Positive!" They all said and Angelica began to flirt with Aaron in attempts that Alexander would come over to her .
