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TEDDY - A Ted Cruz X Reader [NOVEL]

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you- a young reporter ted cruz- possible zodiac killer??? all thrown together in this horrible fic *this fic was thrown together trust me dont read it

#disgusting #hell #humor #political #satire #tedcruz

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by moozeee

by moozeee

                                    
                                              My mother is dissappointed in me and this book.
                          I just want to let you know to NOT take this seriously, Tez Cruz is a literal slimeball.
                          Also for any new readers hi my name is Billiam I post political satire and its great. Life is great.

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                          ANYWAY please PLEEASE try not to argue in the comments like I know its politics but I dont have time for that tbh
                          So if you want more of this bs follow me and yeah
                          literal publicity junkie right here ^ 
                          xxx