Zodiac signs

Signs at a party

Aries: keeps rearranging your decorations and changing the song

Taurus: called the police

Gemini: took their clothes off

Cancer: locked themselves in your room and no one knows what their problem is

Leo: wants to fight everyone

Virgo: giving head in the bathroom

Libra: trying to sell everyone weed

Scorpio: threw a cigarette butt in the bush out front now it's on fire

Sagittarius: on the f*cking roof

Capricorn: has to pee every 3 minutes

Aquarius: doing lines of cocaine off the kitchen counter

Pisces: making out with your dad
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When I saw mine I was like omg I'm dead.