Aries: Wait what
Taurus: I finally have an excuse to eat whatever I want
Gemini: Please be twins
Cancer: *Already has room themes picked out*
Leo: My kid is going to be even more perfect than I am
Virgo: .....
Libra: *celebratory round of shots* oh fuck
Scorpio: Ew what
Sagittarius: YOOOO
Capricorn: Happy crying
Aquarius: *Apologizes to future child*
Pisces: NINE MONTHS IS TOO LONG TO WAIT

STAI LEGGENDO
Zodiac signs
RandomRandom things about your zodiac signs. Some might be weird so don't say I didn't warn you. p.s. I'm a Libra.