me: Hi! My name's Dan.
new friend: Hello nice to meet you!!
*3 days later*
me: DANNY BOI WANTS TO SUC SOME DICK 💦💦😫💦💦🍆🍆🍆💫🍆!!1!!1 FIST ME DADDY!!11!!-1??1?1
new friend: wait what

YOU ARE READING
✦ Admin shrieking ✦
Random✧ My name is Dan, sometimes i pretend to be relaxed, but most of the time i curl up screaming, reminding me of my inevitable death. I promise I'm sane. ✧