Part 22: Tawde, Pandey Gone Mad

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Manik and Nandini were sitting in the jail and two mens were sitting in front of them

One man: aap dono ne kya churaya jo jail mein ho

Manik: kuch nhi churaya

Nandini: churaya churaya

Manik: nandini humne kuch nhi churaya tumhe shok chada tha jail mein aane ka

Second man: teri item ke shok sab ajeeb hai

Manik to himself: sab ko yeh meri item lagti hai isko toh parth hi chahiye

Nandini: mani ne chuaraya na mera dil

Manik smiled

Nandini: waise aapka naam kya ha (she is still drunk)

First man: takeya kalam

Nandini: hawwww manik manik (shouted)

Nandini: yeh abdul kalam azad ke bhai hai takeya kalam

Manik: kya (he slapped his head)

Nandini: aeee tawde (she shouted)

Tawde came with stick

Nandini stood in front of him: tuje sharam nhi aati (acted like a teacher)

Tawde: muje sharam kyu aayegi

Nandini: haww besharam

Tawde: aee teri item ko sambhal

Nandini: tune abdul kalam aazad ke bhai ko pakda takeya kalam ji ko

Takeya kalam: wahh!! Pehli baar kissi ne ji bola tu devi hai

Nandini: acha konsi devi

Takeya: jo tuje achi lage le le

Nandini: laxmi devi ghar mein bohat laxmi aayegi (she giggled like a kid)

Whereas tawde and inspector were slapping their heads to arrest her the time she came she haven't kept quiet just talked talked

Tawde: kitna bolti hai teri item kya soch ke isko item banaya tune

Manik: bohat lambi kahani ha (tawde left)

Nandini: oye muje na ghoda ghoda khelna hai aapka naam kya hai (asked second person)

Second man: jahan aktar

Nandini: aahhhh (she shouted)

Manik: nandini kya hua

Nandini: maanu yeh Javed Akhtar ke bhai hai

Manik again slapped his forehead: mein kya karu iska

Nandini: Tawde tawde (she shouted unwillingly tawde came)

Tawde: kya hai (annoyingly)

Nandini: tuje sharam nhi aayi

Tawde: muje sharam kyu aayegi

Nandini: tune javed akhtar ji ke bhai jahan akhtar ko jail mein band kiya

Tawde: aeee pagal (shouted)

Nandini: aeee chillane ka nhi

Tawde: are ohhh pagal (sweetly)

Nandini: yeh chalega aage bol

Tawde: yeh takeya kalam aur jahan akhtar dono chor hai

Nandini: acha hawwww tu ja

Tawde; thank you

Nandini to takeya: chalona ghoda ghoda khelte hai

Takeya: kya karna hoga

Nandini: aap ghoda bano pehle

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