Amy and Daisy finished off fencing, the two females staring at each other as they both scared away the innocent Chaos with their farting.
"You got me pretty good with that butt slam in fencing." Daisy commented as she slapped Amy's butt.
Amy farted loudly, then she giggled, waving her left hand at Daisy. "Thanks. I do a lot of exercise and what not."
Daisy placed her hands on her hips, raising her right eyebrow. "I take it that you practised on Sonic."
Amy gasped, letting out a high pitched squeaky toot. "What? No way!"
Shadow and Knuckles were watching from a bench nearby, the two sipping coffee.
"I don't get it, Shadow. How come those two dames like farting all the time?" Knuckles asked, his right arm around Shadow.
Shadow shrugged. "Beats me. Well, with Amy, she's an airhead and doesn't have anything better to do besides chasing Sonic all the time, and Daisy... I guess she hung out with Peach and Wario too much."
Knuckles rubed the back of his head. "Wait, so you're telling me that Peach and Wario fart just as much?"
Shadow glanced back at Knuckles, sighing. "Pretty much, unfortunately."
Knuckles then picked up a shovel he found randomly. "Well, I feel like getting high." He smiled, turning to Shadow. "High shovel!"
Shadow chuckled as he took out another shovel. "High shovel!"
The two mammals smashed their shovels with each other. Daisy and Amy noticed, and they both shrugged.
"Well, let's go to the next thing," Daisy commented as she bent forward, "I gotta get my wind waker ready for the next event!" Closing her eyes, Daisy farted loudly, blowing away a passing by Hero Chao.
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The Farting Contest
FanfictionAmy Rose and Princess Daisy are both very flatulent. They're also pretty aggressive and love competition. So, they decide to have a farting contest, which has all three traits combined. Who'll win the big stink off of all time, Gassy Rosey or Farty...
