The Farting Contest

Chapter 17

Amy Rose and Princess Daisy decided to head eastward to see if anything else was happening in Seaside Hill. Wario was trailing behind them, catching their scents by following their rancid farts.

"Oh, what fun am I going to do with you two..." Wario muttered to himself as he laughed, making himself more creepier than before. "You two will be nice to have..."

Amy had her arms folded, still not felling right after killing the innocent butterfly. "Daisy, shouldn't we be using our farts for good, not evil?"

Daisy had her arms wrapped around the back of her head, turning to Amy. "Are you still worried about that whole incident?"

Amy sighed as she closed her eyes, letting out a wet fart than got a more tuba like. "I still feel terrible about that poor bug. To think, my smelly fart killed it in one go..."

Daisy wrapped her left arm around Amy, placing her right hand on her butt. "Come on, it's not all bad! Sure, the butterfly never saw it coming, but that;s what farts are! They're the ultimate surprise no one expects1' She farted loudly, feeling the back of her jeans getting wetter as she let out a sigh of relief, sniffing the air and giggling. "Even us two can still surprise a lot of people."

Amy frowned as she shook her head. "Well, I'm going to have to take a breather from farting... I just can't keep doing it, letting it occur while I know that it can kill anyone or anything..." She farted loudly again, placing both of her hands on her butt as she released another tuba toot. "And I really hope I don't poop myself again like the last time!"

As Daisy andAmy kept talking to each other while letting out more disgusting farts, Wario hid in some nearby bushes, rubbing his hands together as he laughed deviously, not being heard by the two flatulent females.