The Farting Contest

Chapter 14

So, as they said in the last chapter, Daisy and Amy went to that gas station. Why? Oh, who cares, it's a story about two attractive video game girls farting.

"Well, here it is, Ames!" Daisy exclaimed, placing her left arm around Amy. "The gas station I mentioned!"

Amy tilted her head sideways to the right. "This place doesn't seem exciting, Daisy. Why are we here again?" She curiously asked. For the sake of curiosity.

Daisy giggled as she looked at her right hand. "It's because we're here to appreciate the finer things in nature!"

Amy looked at Daisy oddly as she raised her left hand. "Wait a minute, isn't something missing here?"

Daisy blinked as she gasped. "Oh yeah! Now I remember!" Daisy bent down a bit. "Give it a moment!"

 Princess Daisy farted loudly, her gas sounding lika deep tuba. Amy covered her nose with both of her hands as Daisy laughed, farting again to see her jeans puff up.

"Man, I haven't done this in a while!" Daisy exclaimed as she squealed, letting out another tuba toot, "Come on, Amy, you know you're full of it!"

Amy sighed as she shrugged. "Oh, why not." Amy took in a deep gasp of air as she let out a deep, ripe fart, noticing that it started to sound wet. She shuddered as she rubbed her arms. "Ewww, I think I made a mess in my panties again!"

MEANWHILE, ELSEWHERE IN SEASIDE HILL...

"So, where did the gassy girls go?" Silver asked, rubbing his right arm.

Vector shrugged, rubbing the back of his head with his left hand. "I don't know. But I'm sure they're doing something exciting."

Waluigi scoffed as he folded his arms, closing his eyes and shaking his head. "Exciting? Them stinking it up is exciting? Give me a break!"

Vector frowned as he tilted his head to the right. "I guess you got a good point." He looked up at the clear blue sky and sighed.

"...Wanna grab a bite to eat?" Silver suggested as he raised his hands.

Waluigi wrapped his lanky arms around the back of his head. "Well, we can go to my taco stand. It's not like anything special is going on today."

Vector and Silver nodded in agreement. The trio headed southward, where's Waluigi's Taco Stand was located. Meanwhile, towards the east, Wario was snooping about, catching the scent of Daisy and Amy. He chuckled as he continued following, like the creep that he was.