Aphmau: My voice is so hawt.
Zane: Mine is hotter.
Aphmau: PuhLEEZE. Wanna see my Zane impression?
Zane: No.
Aphmau: Too bad. *flips hair over eye* *Ahem..* Ughhh Im Zane. I hate hugs and Pinkie cake is my waifu. I also like to steal Aphmaus cupcakes because I am a fat potato.
Zane: Wowwwww that sounded just like me. So maybe my regular voice is terrible. But my singing voice is amazing.
Aphmau: how do we settle this?
Zane: FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!!!
Aphmau: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh No. How about a sing-off?
Zane: Fine I you wanna do It the hard way but I guess you just dont want to feel what death feels like anyway lets start
COZ BABY NOW WE GOT BAD BLOOD YOU KNOW WE USED TO BE MAD LOVE SO TAKE A LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE
Aphmau: IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SAY SORRYYYY
Zane: WELL IF YOU LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK THAT MUCH THEN BABY YOU SHOULD GO AND LOVE YOURSELF
Aphmau: SHIPS LIKE AARMAU BE
GOING DOWN FOR REAAALLLL
Zane: ONE DAY WHEN THE LIGHT IS GLOWING ILL BE IN MAH CASTLE GOLDEN BUT UNTIL THE GATES ARE OPEN I JUST WANNA FEEL THIS MOMENT
Aphmau: ITS GOING DOWN IM YELLIN TIMBERRRR
Garroth and Laurance: *Break window and jump in* I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLLLLL
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MCD On Crack(By LilaThehating)
DiversosI found this book on wattpad, and I noticed it was put on hold. But It was so funny so I asked the author to continue it and she said yes!! Im going to retype the original chapters first and then make a few of my own. Check out lilathehating! PLEASE...
