Garroth and Laurance on crack

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Laurance:
I dont play football *throws football out* But I touchdown everywhere
Garroth: Everywhere?
Laurance: Everywhere.
Laurance: I dont play baseball *Tries to break bat; Gets splinter; Girly shriek* *sniff* but ive hit a home run everywhere
Garroth: *points at dumpster* Everywhere?!?
Laurance: *nods* everywhere
Laurance: Ive been to countries and cities I cant pronounce And places on the globe I didnt know existed
Been all around the world but I aint gon lie
Theres nothin like miamis heat
Garroth: *Grabs Aphmau* YOU PUT IT DOWN LIKE NEW YORK CITAY
I, I NEVER SLEEP
Aphmau: *Dances like shes drunk*
Garroth: WILD LIKE LOS ANGELES
My, My fantasy
Aphmau: *hairflips*
Garroth: HOTTER THAN MIAMI
I, I, I, FEEL THE HEAT
OHHHHHHH
ITS INTERNATIONAL LOVE
A/N
Im going to be doing a Q & A! ASK MEH QUESTIONS PLZ

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