[Deidara x Reader] Days with a Terrorist [drabbles]

Weird

"People get your sorry @sses here and allow me to introduce you to our new member to the Akatsuki." Pein announced one afternoon, in the living room.

So much for him to say that, because like everyone else, he too was wearing a T-shirt with a picture of Konan on it. Seriously. You can't even begin to call it the Akatsuki when everyone was dressed in pajamas, or shirts, when you peeked from behind Pein's back.

In your eyes, people were sprawled all over the place like a party crashed through yesterday, and everyone got a hangover. Which was exactly what happened in fact. A few bottles lie empty and spilled on the floor as evidence.

The only person who happens to not be drunk is a blonde with extraordinary long hair that anyone can mistake for an angel, and he sighs at the sight of his fellows members seemingly pathetic for drinking.

"Is she the newbie? Un." The man asked, pointing at you behind the orange-leader. You blinked and turned away, but he walked closer when Pein uttered a yes.

"I'm Deidara. And you? Un." Deidara said, extending a hand. You looked at his hand and clutched it, replying a quiet answer.
"[name], [surname]."
"[name]? Nice name. Un."

Relaxing under Deidara's warm smile, you froze, feeling a warm, wet touch in your hand. Pulling back after muttering a small curse, Deidara chuckled and apologized.

"Sorry if I surprised you, [name]-chan! It likes to do that. Un." Deidara said, showing you his mouths in his hands, as they blew a kiss, saying Hello.

If there was one thing that you can only say, it's that so far, Deidara and his friends are definitely weird.