"Today, [name], you are assigned with Deidara on your first mission. Since both of you are in the bombing squad, I'm sure you'll work together well. Your mission is to defeat and capture a wanted man, who is part of a pretty high bounty. Normally, I'd assign this to Hidan and Kakuzu, but they are on a mission, and won't be back until much later. Now off you go."
Pein had been quite lazy with the details of the mission, but he had given at least a picture of the man to capture. He was ugly, and a middle-aged ninja, with abilities. And he is basically a strong one, without even looking it.
By traveling on Deidara's bird creation, you see things more clearly from above. But that also means that you had to cling to Deidara during the whole ride.
"Are you okay, [name]-chan? Un."
"Yeah... Sorry I have to hold onto you."
"No prob. Un. Although I would appreciate it if you don't squeeze my guts out. Un."
"Oops." You loosened your grip, and hung a little to his cloak.
When you both found the ninja's hide-out, you both dropped down, and quickly got him.
"Alright, you old, fag, better get ready to be captured by my art! Un." Deidara said, hands in his clay bags.
"Hmph, like I'm ready to die by the hands of you wankers!" The old man shouted.
So long story short, you and Deidara blew him away, and basically killed the old guy. But you dragged the body back and got rewarded at least.
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"So [name]-chan? Un."
"Yeah, senpai?"
"How was your first mission? Un."
"It wasn't so bad. But I'm sure real missions are more intense than this." You answered, wearily.
"Un. Of course, but I'll help you if you have any trouble. That's what seniors are for! Un." Deidara said, puffing out his chest to add dramatic effect.
"Thanks, Deidara-senpai~" You said, smiling happily.
"U-Un." Deidara sort of looked away, blushing lightly.
"AH! Senpai, are you sick!? Your face is red!"