"Tobi, you little sh*t! Give me back my clay! Un!"
"But you'll have to catch me first, senpai~!"
Tobi seems to have stolen Deidara's clay. Again. It never seems to make any sense, rather than the sense that Tobi only has a humor for stealing people's things and laughing at their irate faces.
Deidara lunged at Tobi from every corner, but missed, with a shout from him, "Missed me!" And he'd let out a frustrated growl.
"Tobi!"
Just as Deidara was about to try another attempt to go for said thief, he didn't watch where he was going and crashed on top a certain innocent bystander.
"Ah!"
"F*CK!"
Opening his eyes, Deidara looks down to see you under him, nervous and confused on what is going on.
"Deidara-senpai?"
"Uh.. Are you okay, [name]?"
"Y-yeah."
In such an awkward position, you blushed and both of you looked away.
Then, Deidara leaned in closer and closer, unconsciously, until your lips were mere millimeters away. You leaned in as we-
"Dude! Can you both get a f*cking room!?"
Deidara blinked and pulled away, looking to see Hidan looking at you both disgustedly, before shaking his head and turning to walk back.
"[name], sorry about that. Un." Deidara said, blushing softly.
"I-It's okay. I know you didn't mean it." You replied, touching your lips.
"....Oh sh*t! TOBI!!! Un!!"
And in a flash, Deidara sped away for Tobi, leaving you sitting on the floor, still confused. Although he seemed to chase Tobi, Deidara was thinking about that awkward situation with you.