[Deidara x Reader] Days with a Terrorist [drabbles]

Roommate

Roomate

"So Deidara, since [name] is new, I'd like you to take her to her new room." Pein directed to both said criminals. "In your room."

"Say WHAT!? Un." Deidara practically shouted. You didn't know what exactly is wrong with sleeping with Deidara, besides the fact that it may be weird for him to sleep with a girl like you. Although~

"Leader! If [name]-chan sleeps in our room, then Danna might as well just turn her into one of his [bleep] toys, when she's asleep! Un." Deidara retorted, much to your discomfort about this Danna.

"What was that I'm hearing about [bleep] toys, Deidara?"

A menacing figure stood behind Deidara, as you nearly jumped from not noticing him earlier.

Short red hair poked up from behind and chocolate brown eyes inflicted a menacing stare at Deidara as he fumbled for the correct words to say, and got a kick to the stomach for his reward.

"OW! WTH, Danna! Un!" Deidara shouted, rubbing his stomach.

"If I hear another word for [bleep] toys, you don't know what I'll do to you in your sleep." The red head threatened.

"Okay. So [name], you'll be sharing a room with Deidara and Sasori, since we're out, but be good to each other, 'kay? Now I've got some work to do, you both, show her around." Pein finished, turning to go to his room.

"But..." You tried to protest, but held it in.

Turning to face the arguing two, you start to think your roommates are going to kill you, mentally.