Zodiac Sign Island Story

Act 1 Scene 2- Adjusting to island life

*the signs are busy trying to survive on the island. Cancer builds a shelter whilst Taurus finds a food resource. Scorpio is trying to kill fish in the sea with a spear they made*
Scorpio: I GOT ONE! FISH FOR LUNCH AGAIN EVERYONE!
Aires: Nice work Scorpio!
*Scorpio looks rather pleased as they throw the fish on the beach*
Aires: I will get to work cooking it on the fire! Libra! Get over here and help me!
Libra: oh ok! Sure! *does a little dance over to the fire whilst singing*
Aquarius: hey! Has any one seen Cap today?! They've been gone a whole week!
Pisces: They are probably off sulking somewhere!
Aquarius: yeah probably *sighs*
*aires is busy cooking the fish*
*scorpio is sharpening their spear*
Libra: I think that fish is done aires...
Aires: yeah, thanks Libra. EVERYONE! FISH IS DONE!
*everyone runs to the fish. Taurus shouts FOOD! at the top of their lungs*
*they savage the fish*
Aires: wait... Everyone! Remember to leave some for Capricorn! And Leo and Gemini... Wherever those two have got to...
*everyone stops, leaving a bit for the three missing signs*
Taurus: that was very tasty fish... Shame there's not more of it
*capricorn appears out of the forest with a spear looking wild and savage chanting*
Aires: woah. Cap! Nice of you to join us?
Virgo: blimey cap... What have you been up to?
Capricorn: SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Virgo: what...?
Libra: We saved some fish for you capricorn
Capricorn: FISH?! I AM FED UP WITH FISH! I WANT MEAT! *cap waves the spear in the air and dances savagely, shouting I WANT MEAT!*
*sagittarius, who has been asleep so far, suddenly wakes up looking sleepy*
Sagittarius: whatttt..... What is going on?
*capricorn carries on chanting*
Scorpio: cap has come back. That's what.
Cancer: please cap... Stop shouting and do something more productive.
Scorpio: we would all prefer meat but right now we cannot get meat. So deal with it! I have caught perfectly good fish for us!
Capricorn: I WANT MEAT. AND I WANT POWER!!!
Taurus: someone shut cap up.
*scorpio marches up to capricorn and slaps capricorn twice round the face*
*Capricorn staggers back looking shocked, they rub their face muttering ow... That bloody hurt*
Aries: wow... Scorpio... Nice one.
Capricorn: what the hell... What happened? *looks at the spear in their hand shocked*
Sagittarius: you went crayy crayyyy
Capricorn: oh my goodness me. It must be because of the shock and lack of my usual tight work schedule...Yes... The shock! *laughs slightly hysterically*
Aries: nice to have you back Cap.
Aquarius: yeah... Nice to have you back. We have shelter and more food now.
Pisces: would you like some fish?
Capricorn: no I want meat.
Sagittarius: uh oh.
Capricorn: but fish will do for now.
Sagittarius: fewww
Libra: just promise you won't go mad again?
Capricorn: promise...? I I can't really help it though...
Virgo: well you better help it because we don't want crazy asshole cap... We want nice cap.
Sagittarius: *mutters* although nice cap can be an asshole.
*Gemini and Leo appear from the trees with ripped clothes and mud all over their faces running as far as they can from the forest. They are out of breath*
Gemini: HELP!!!!! AHHHHHHHH
Leo: MONSTER! MONSTER! GET AWAY GET AWAY!!!!
*the rest of the signs stare at Leo and Gemini in amusement, very much amazed and shocked*