Chapter 2

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Today is just your average day at Sunshine track district school ( STD for short) or so I thought. As I was entering the double doors that have our school mottos "I have an STD!" and "Spread STDS and spirit!." I noticed there was something weird in the atmosphere. Students were whispering and watching the hallways like they were looking for something , or maybe someone ? I greet my only friend Evann (pronounced Eh- vaun) Cocklepockle . He's a gay and usually helps me choose my clothes. As we walk down the hallway the beautiful Vanherpie pushes me into a trash can and makes fun of my chronic to severe asthma. "Hey weezy , hey Mcfaggot" she greets us as her posse laugh. I'm about to cry when he appears out of nowhere. He's short and crinkly and resembles a fried orange. He's absolutely beautiful and all the girls ( as well as Evann Cocklepockle) notice. As he reaches to help me out of the trash can he leans forwards and whispers 4 words that I will never forget. "Is you a Republican?" I nod , shocked by his elegance. "aight then " he replies and pulls me out of the trash can. I , Fizzle Mcthunderbolt , am in love with this beautiful fried orange that looks like he's tried to stab a Mexican.

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