A/N : Allo my name is Cat (that's not my real name that's just what I go by on wattpad) and welcome to whatever the fuck this is
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Hi my name is Fizzle Mcthunderbolt and I'm your typical nerd. I like to play video games , watch movies , sacrifice small land mammals to the dark lord Satan , and have fun. I really hate school sometimes . I'm bullied by the most popular girl in school , Vannesuh Herpie-gerpie , though everybody calls her Vanherpie. She is blonde and tan and really good at playing badminton with her left vagina lip :/. She's so much better than me and she knows it. She always puts pig hearts in my locker or making fun of my chronic to severe asthma. One of these days I know my life will change forever and I won't want to shove an entire pack of fruit roll ups up my asshole when I get home.
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THANKS FOR READING THIS WEIRD ASS SHIT IM WRITING AT 2 AM~ Cat
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The bad boy gave me a small loan of a million dollars ;)
RomanceFizzle Mcthunderbolts life is turned upside down when Donald Trump moves to her high school. Fizzle has been a good girl for all her life but what will happen when the bad boy gives her a small loan of a million dollars and something much more ;)
