Sucked Away: Star Wars

VI

Anakin, Ahsoka, and I were walking out of the funeral/jedi-body burning place, and I was doing math. Ever since Obi's untimely fall off of a 7 story building, Anakin and I hadn't said a word. I knew what Anakin was thinking: I am going to track down and kill whoever did this!!! And if it weren't for the council, that person would be dead already!!!

I was trying to do the math and put everything together. Nothing made any sense about the situation we were in! And poor Ahsoka was stuck between the two of us wondering what the heck she was supposed to do.

Obi-wan had just "returned to the force" they said. I don't know. I didn't really believe that. The math didn't make sense. I suppose the silence was just too much for Ahsoka to take because, after a while, she asked, "What are you thinking about?"

I said in distress, "I doesn't add up!"

"What?"

"It doesn't add up. Nothing makes sense!!"

"What are you talking about?"

"152 doesn't equal 30! 72 doesn't equal 7! 1,320 doesn't equal 4!! 0 doesn't equal -52!!!!!!"

Anakin, who was still a little ray of sunshine, asked in anger of me disturbing his brooding, "What does this have to do with anything!?"

"Obi's death doesn't add up!! It doesn't make sense!! He wasn't supposed to die..."

Ani interrupted me, "You're right, he wasn't....." and back to brooding in silence.

"I meant that.... you know how I know your future right?"

No response.

"Okay, I'll just assume you do. See I know what's going to happen to all of you, and Obi wasn't supposed to die like that!!! The only person who would be stupid enough to do this would be Mr. Jerk-fa.... Ian, but I know when he's near, kind of like radar..."

Explanation: Okay, I know a few of you who are going to be all like: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEE!!!!! The first thing I have to say is: NO!!! When I say, "I know when he's near," it's because Fate was so kind as to give me a kind of "radar." I can't see this radar, but I know when certain people are lurking in the nearby area. Mr. Jerk-Face just happens to be one of those people because he's trying to kill me, all the characters, and just overal ruin the story all together by letting Darkness take over by changing one stupid event in the timeline!!! So, that's what that is about. I'm serious guys, don't take this the wrong way, but that will never happen in a trillion years!!!

"...kind of like radar. I just get this gut feeling that there's an idiot hiding around every corner, and that's how I know when he's there or not. And the thing is, I didn't get that feeling when you guys were chasing the sniper! Which means this wasn't Ian's doing! If Obi-wan wasn't supposed to die at this time, then Darkness would have come in and at least started taking over the dimension by now, which he hasn't. I would have been pulled out of the dimension by now if I had let something like this happen, which I obviously haven't been, and I still have that feeling that my work isn't done here yet!! IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!!!!"

Everyone was just silent. Anakin looked a little ticked off. Soka was just standing there helplessly. I don't blame either of them. I have difficult problems that deal with interdimensions, timelines, and the entire fate of the dimension itself. What can you do?

So we were walking down the steps from the building in the worst brooding silence in the history of the universe (Anakin was doing enough brooding for all three of us as it was). Suddenly, I got that gut feeling. This is a different gut feeling from the one I just explained. This one was the feeling I got just before I was "flashed" to some random place, on or off the grid.