Yuma The Dream Wolf (Naruto X Kakashi) DISCONTINUED

Braids

Tsunade's POV
I Swiped away the piles of documents among my desk, overwhelmed and frustrated.
"Uaarrrggg! Shizune!" I commanded waiting for my assistant to arrive at my beck and call. Not even 3 seconds later the echoing of rapid pounding can be heard from among my door.
"Yes Milady?" She asked in a audibly worried tone as she stood in the doorway.
"I can't take this stress right now. Please clear the rest of the afternoon I'm going out for a drink." I harshly stated, standing up from my chair and heading for the door.
"But Milady there's too much-"
She stopped mid-sentence a look of distraught and fear bearing her facial expression, due to the glare that I was giving her.
"Will do Milady!" She stiffened.
"Thank you Shizune." I left the room closing the door behind me.

*Time skip brought to you by Ichiraku's the best ramen in the universe*

Kakashi's POV
Naruto and I traveled over to visit the hokage so she can hopefully fulfill our request. Just as we were near the stairs to walk towards the entrance lady 5th appeared making her way down.
"Grandma Tsunade! Where you going?!" Naruto asked beams of light emerging from his eyes.
How the hell can your eyes be so...blue?
I imagined asking him, sure there is such thing as a person with blue eyes although, to have your eyes such a illuminating color I only see it as a rare thing.
Blue is such a beautiful color... I hope in the occurrence, that my soulmate can have eyes as blue as Naruto's...
Wait.
Eyes as blue as Naruto's?
That sounded odder than I originally intended
I lightly chuckled aloud having no idea that Tsunade and Naruto were now staring at me like I'm crazed.
Clearing my throat I started talking,
"Lady Tsunade Naruto and I have a request that we hope to fulfill with your approval." I stated.
"Not here, I was about to go have a drink. Would you and Naruto care to discuss this request over a drink?" She asked calmer than I usually see her.
"A drink? You really think I'm ready?!" Naruto asked excitement but yet surprise bearing his voice.
"No not you, your still too young." She sighed. The very sigh that what I presume most Jonin had done while meeting Naruto.
"Aww." He slumped his arms seeming disappointed in his unbecoming.
"I don't drink alcohol although, I guess a little soda wouldn't hurt." I
responded. "Where do you wish to go?"
"Anywhere that fits what I desire." She carelessly shrugged.

*Time skip brought to you by Tsunade's rack. Dayum!*

After 4 bottles of sake Tsunade was an easy target to con. She was without a doubt drunk though and had not a clue what she was doing. I also had discovered that Naruto and Tsunade are a troublesome mix when Tsunade has drank and...quite annoying. Not troublesome in a damage everything type of way but in a I hope they don't get lost and walk into the wrong house type of way. Not that they did...
I glance across the table Naruto was chuckling and Tsunade was snickering. I internally face palmed myself.
This
Is
Pure
Nonsense
Mini rows of braids were aligned In Tsunade's hair and who else but Naruto was making more.
..........I wasn't trained for this type of situation.
"LEE NO! THAT'S NOT-"
"WoOW TeNnnn-TenN!" More trouble? I've got to get these two out of here before-
"NaARrutO!" *HIC* "I DIidNT Know You weRe Here!"
I dreadfully look at the end of our table.
Did I mention Naruto drank a bit too.
(He was in the bathroom and Tsunade was already to drunk to care.)
Naruto gasped.
"Lee?! Wow! I didn't expect to see you here!"
Of course Naruto doesn't notice he's drunk.
I sit back into the boost, analyzing this situation and how we were going to get out of it.
"Kakashi thank goodness your here! You see Gai is in the bathroom and-" an abnormally loud flush sounded throughout the bar.
"Ah that was fantastic!" Ten Tens facial features etched in disgust as she peeked in Gai's direction. No one else but me and her noticed I'm sure because everyone else is to out of it to.
Gai's gaze met mine as I heavily breathed and shifted my eyes from his to the drunken Lee who was now talking about fighting against Naruto.
Wait what!?
I immediately took action and stood up from the booth, grasping Naruto's hand 3 inches before crashing into Lee's jaw and Gai had done about the same.
"S-sensei?" Naruto stared at me from the other side of the booth eyelids slowly dropping, his hand lowering lazily.
Is he...falling asleep?
I maneuvered myself to the other side of the table. Just in time before he feel on the floor, he collapsed into my arms.
Yep Number one Hyperactive Nuckleheaded Ninja.
I see past the passed out boy in my arms and notice that Tsunade is crying heavily. I raise my eyebrow in question.
"He was such a great boy." He sniffed, slamming her hand on the table "He shouldn't have died this way!"
She thinks Naruto's dead?
"Lady Tsunade I assure you that he's only sleeping and nothing bad has happened." I reassure our drunken Kage.
I turn around smiling behind my mask.
"I'll see you guys later then I have to get these two home." I wave goodbye, turning my back on my rival who struggled to take control of Lee.
I ask Tsunade to follow but, I can easily see that she cannot walk. I take Naruto and hold him in both of my arms as he lays down. Thinking about how I was to carry both Tsunade and the blonde.
"Need a hand?"
"Oh thank goodness Yamato I didn't think I could take anymore of this drunk nonsense." I admitted, the anbu ninja chuckled in response.
"I'll take responsibility for Lady Tsunade from here you just get him home." Yamato said referring to the passed out genin that was sleeping soundly.
"Thank you." I responded bidding him farewell then taking my leave.

*Time Skip brought to you by Kakashi's hair. It's out of this world!*

*click*
I quietly entered Naruto's apartment. flicking on a light switch in the living room.
"What a night." I sighed in a hushed voice which dripped of exhaustion as I carried Naruto to his room. I opened the door and stepped around the garbage the scattered the birch wood flooring. I stood beside his unmade bed gently placing him on his mattress.
I ran a hand through my gravity defied hair turning my back to the heavily sleeping Naruto.
I should stay here...in case he wakes up.
I went into his living room and layed on the couch.
I didn't think Lady Tsunade could behave so out of line when she's drunk...
Naruto wasn't to far off from himself though....
Placing my hands to the back of my head I closed my eyes trying to go to sleep.
I think it'll be fun...

So there you have it.
Hope you guys enjoyed!

~Jessica