Heroes of Olympus One-Shots and Headcanons

Fish Jesus (continued)

  The crew of the Argo II was lounging in the rec room. Annabeth was reading, Piper was braiding Hazel's hair, Hazel was sketching, Petcy was playing video games with Jason, Frank was playing Mythomagic with Nico, Leo was very intently watching the video game, and Reyna and Hedge were playing chess.
  Finally, after Jason won 5 times in a row, Percy gave up and tossed the controller to Leo. He stood and sat next to Annabeth who leaned against him. "Aww," Piper and Hazle cooed, giggling when Percy raised an eyebrow at them. Whatever, he thought and shook his head. "Yo, Wise Girl, what do you think about my being Fish Jesus?" She rolled her eyes and turned the page.
  "You know Perce, technically were all Jesuses," Frank said. Percy looked at him and said, "How so, Frankie, boy?"
  "He only has seven-hundred attack power," Frank said, nodding to card Nico put down. Nico frowned and pulled it back. "We're all demigods, you idiot," he said to Percy.
  "That mean Jason's Cloud Jesus," Piper said, putting an elastic in Hazels hair.
  "Yeah, well you're Beauty Jesus then, Piper," Jason said from the tv. Everyone froze. Reyna broke the silence first. "That's not an insult, Cloud Jesus."
  Jason stuck his tounge out at her, being the mature sixteen year old he was. "Then who are you, Your Highness?"
  Percy answered for her. "Battle Jesus."
  Leo frowned. "Then who's Annabeth and Frank?"
  "Hmm," Piper said, pulling Hazels hair into a braid. "How bout Wisdom Jesus and...Aaanimal Jesus?"
  "Works for me." Leo said. "I'm Hot Jesus."
  Annabeth looked up from her book. "I was thinking  more along the lines of Fire Jesus."
  "Eh." Leo shrugged.
  "What's Hazel and Nico?" Frank asked.
  "Jewel Jesus!" Reyna nearly shouted. "Dude, chill," Hazel said with wide eyes.
  "Jewel Jesus," Reyna whispered.
  "And...Death Jesus," Jason added.
  "You're all Cupcake Jesuses to me," Coach Hedge said, popping a chess piece in his mouth. "Coach!" Reyna complained. "What? Oak wood. Very healthy."