Really? lrh

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"I, Bailey Montgomery, take Luke Hemmo to become my lawfully wedded hubba hubba ennit m8" I practiced in my mirror.

Today is the big day.

Not the wedding but, I think he's gonna ask me to beg the 100 year old dead ghost of colonel sanders for his job back.

I pack my bag ready for the trip to Starbucks with Luke.
Banana? Check
Money? Check
Phone? Check
Nachos? Check
Cheese? Check
Salsa? Check
Perfume in the scent 'pink grapefruit'? Check
Sebastian's head collar and lead? Check.

I'm ready.

I lead Sebastian out my front door and leave it open just for the lols.

I stuff Sebastian in the boot and drive my car towards nandos.
I pick up mashed potatoes, eat them and then head for Starbucks.

I walk in, Sebastian on the other end of the rope I was holding, Severus snape on top of Sebastian.

"Excuse me ma'am but there's a strict no pet rule in here." A ugly ass woman stated to me as she flicked through the rules of Starbucks.

I hopped over the gate that stops people from going into the part where they made drinks and I made an orange mocha frappuccino. I secretly spat in it and handed it to the woman.

She took a swig, swashed it round in her mouth a few times and then drank the rest.

"YOURE HIRED!!!" She bellowed

"I quit!" I took my apron off and gave back my name pin that read 'Barry'

"Come on Sebastian" I walked over to the table Luke was on and closed my eyes.

"QUICK WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?!"

"Uhhhhhh my McDonald's uniform" he replied

"Zayummmmm at 3am on a Sunday?" I asked

"Yes"

"Really?" I questioned, scared of the answer

"Really"