Really? lrh

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Today is Valentine's Day and I am sat in KFC with Luke from Maccas.
I haven't been feeling well lately so that's a real downer...
Anyway, Sebastian was rehomed because Severus shape ratted me out that when I travel I put him in the boot of my car😭😭
Luke took me to KFC bought me a burrito and then said "you wanna go on a run?"
I replied saying yes and then we ran to my house.
"Well that was one intense run " Luke spoke
"Uno fitty" I replied
By now Hemmo is used to me calling him these names as he knows that I think he is fit enough to run a 5 mile jog.
And then cucumbers happened, everywhere and the ninjas that still hadn't been exterminated were all eating cucumbers...

I galloped toward the trampoline that stood tall on my afro turd grass i had recently installed myself. Luke followed suit.

"Hey, Lukey?"

"Ya?"

"Would you maybe wanna like let me sit on ur face?" I questioned lovingly, my face kinda looked like this:🙈💩

"Stoppp, why haven't u askee me already?!" Luke was eager, hoisting his hips up toward the sky, leaving his bum exposed.

"WTF ARE U NAKED?! U ABSOLUTE TROLLOP UGH WTF" I screamed in astonishment. Severus Snape retorted "mmmhmm, gurl"

I quickly snatched Luke's pillow with his face on and sat crossed legged.

"YES! Okay maybe i am naked but i have been through so much shit this week, i just wanted one thing! One GOOD thing! Why are you trying to take this away from me?" Luke began to hysterically cry.

"Uhhh- yeah i'm not good with emotion, ur gnna have to deal with that alone lol, byeeee" I lovingly comforted my dearest.

I really am the best gf🥰