"Bailey, I've been fired from McDonald's for giving out too many large fries" why did Luke put this on his snap chat story? I've never been more confused in my life.
"HES CHEATING ON ME!! GARRY BARLOW IS CHEATING ON ME WITH HIS WIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE" my mom cried.
She's been doing this a lot lately. I'm starting to think Garry Barlow having an affair on my mom with his wife.
"Luke, quick. What was the last hing you ate?" I put on Twitter and waited for him to tweet me back
"Large chips. Why?" He replied back almost instantly.
"Why not. Who fired you"
"Colonel sanders why?" He tweeted back
"That's the man from kfc, he died almost 100 years ago Luke"
Just then Luke ran into my house
"What's happening, I'm starting to get a weird fuzzy feeling in my tummy." Luke asked
"M-maybe you're getting feelings for me?" I blushed
"No, I need to..." Luke was interrupted by his dying need of cucumbers.
He ran to my fridge and grabbed a cucumber. As quick as it was out the fridge, it was in his bowels.
YOU ARE READING
Really? lrh
FanfictionAbout a girl with trust issues due to past relationships. ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN Luke hemmings fanfic
