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hand·someˈhan(t)səm/adjective

1.(of a man) good-looking.

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On my way home from work, I decided to have a Netflix and chill type of night. Instead of a hot Harry Styles lookalike to chill with, I had a pillow pet and a gigantic Costco bunny. I was ready to turn up indeed.

After a series of grunts and pants, I had finally made it home. Boy, that was a tough 7 minute walk. I unlocked my apartment door and reached to turn on the light.

"AHHHHHH" I yelled as I saw Twi sprawled on the couch, her legs forming a Z and her arms divorced from each other. I slowly walked towards her while picking up the remote. I poked her with it and didn't get a movement or sound in response.

"Was she dead" I thought to myself.

I moved to poke her again and she suddenly stood up.

"What the hell Anna" she asked while letting out an enormous burp.

"You make me so proud Twi" I replied while holding my nose.

"I know" she said, "Anyways, we're going out so get dressed"

"Oh, did we get a new roommate named we in the apartment?"

"Ha ha your so funny"

"I do try, and I'm not going-"

"Blah Blah I can't hear you" Twi said with her hands covering her ears

"So mature" I responded while moving to my room to change. Going out wouldn't hurt me, and it might keep Twi from forgetting about the money I owed in rent when she got really drunk. Either that or I could poison her.

3 hours later, I was ready. I wore a dark purple bodycon dress that had a cross pattern in the back. I also rocked black stilettos with spikes on the heels and purple matte lipstick. I emerged from my room and saw Twi's jaw go slack as she saw me.

"Damn Mami, lemme get that phone number" she hollered.

I busted out laughing and did a 360 spin almost falling and breaking my leg. I stood up and played it off cool. "Your a fool Twi" I said while limping towards the door.

Twi tried to control her laughter as she trailed behind me to lock the door before leaving.

We took Twi's car to the club, which was coincidentally across from "Healthy Mike's" store. There was a long ass line trailing all the way down the block and then some but luckily I was looking fine as hell so I was confident in my ability to skip the wait.

Twi and I exited looking like the hot ass gold-diggers we aspired to be and we put on our best walk to approach the bouncer. He had taken a long look at Twi and gave her an okay so she could enter. He then looked at me and barely gave me a glance. He shook his head and motioned to the back of the line. I was confused and walked closer to him.

"Don't you mean you want to let me in" I asked trying to put on my best sultry look on

"Nah ma, your friend gets a go but I'm going to need a tip for you to go" he said while scoffing gently

Okay, now I was pissed. How dare this overly tall muscled handsome freak of a giant tell me that my looks weren't up to par.

I strode past him and caught up with Twi. He made a motion to grab me but suddenly halted as another male figure walked out the club.

I let out a squelch and could feel my inner panties drop. It just wasn't fair. If God used all the nice materials on this heck of a man then what was left for us common folk?

He reached the giant and held up a hand. "Let them pass Henrich" he said with an authority I had never heard in a man before. And there went my hatred for all handsome men too. His voice sounded like somebody mixed honey, sugar, and beauty together. I was impressed in a way I hadn't been impressed in a long time.

I gave him a nod of gratitude when I walked past him and he returned my nod with a smirk. Arrogant bastard.

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