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"Almost there" I thought to myself. Suddenly, there was a big crack. I looked above and saw a figure with their hand raised. I peered up.
"Hello", I said.
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The figure turned out be a tall man with a very hurried look to him. He scurried towards me slightly panting and stood on his toes when he neared me.
"Hi, I'm Robin" he gasped out, "Do you know where Vole is?"
"What's Vole?" I asked slightly confused
"Not what, who" he replied with an air about him
"Who's Vole then?"
"Slightly big fellow and quite handsome if I do say so myself" he replied with a chuckle
I laughed a bit too and started to feel weirded out. "I know a Mark that's a slightly big fellow, but I'm guessing our levels of handsome are vastly separate"
"Where could he be" Robin muttered to himself, "By the club then?"
I was starting to get slightly worried for this guy's health but decided to help him out. Besides, I heard that if you behave nicely then in turn people would be nice to you, or some fairytale bull like that.
"Did you say club?" I asked
"Yes, the big booming thing with mad lights everywhere"
"Righhhhht" I dragged out, "I just left the big booming thing and I can point you to it"
"Sure, of course, definitely"
"Okay, now listen carefully Robin" I said with as much caution as I could muster, "It is literally straight ahead, just take the first left and follow the trail of people"
"I'm sorry, did you say take the first right, there's a curved road ahead?" he asked worriedly
"No, straight road, first left, line of people"
"NOBODY'S THERE?, THEN HOW WILL I KNO-"
"Jesus Robin, I'll direct you then" I said cutting him off quickly
This guy was starting to remind me of a mad scientist that knew of all the bad stuff happening but was never listened to. I prodded myself to go, I couldn't help but feel that I would find Twi back at the club.
Robin reached for my arm and started merrily bouncing down the road like some type of jolly elf.
Oh gosh, what had I gotten myself into?
Minutes later, we found ourselves at the club and once again facing the giant bouncer now named Henrich.
"So we meet again" I said as I stomped up to the huge goat standing in front me.
"Hey, it's crazy lady" he said with a dry grin on his face, "My boss said we should be on the lookout for you"
"I'm not crazy Henrich" I replied
"How do you know my name?" he asked creeped out
I raised an eyebrow and smirked at him. "Who killed Dumbledore?" I asked with a knowing grin
"What?" Henrich replied looking very confused
Suddenly I heard Robin gasping for breath behind me.
"Snape" Robin said, "Wassup Henrich, my man"
They did the weird man shake bro hug thing and I was left wondering how Robin knew Mr. Giant if he didn't know where the club was located.
"Can you get Vole?" Robin asked
"You know I can't leave the post, I can let you go inside to find him" Henrich replied
"Thanks" Robin said before walking inside the club and gesturing for me to follow him. As I walked into the club, I gave Mr. Giant a nod and mouthed, "Kiss my ass".
Once inside, things were dying down. There were no longer a lot of drunk people and everyone was finding their stuff and making their way to the nearest exit. Robin led me to the back of the club towards a room marked "Do Not Enter".
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